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<<<<<<<<<<<<<THE BIG POSTOFFICE PRANK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<The First of many files>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Written By>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<The 2sexy anarchy boy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DISCLAIMER: The author is not responsible for anything
you do with this file. BASICALLY: Dont be a dumbass and
get caught and blame it on me.
INTRODUCTION:
A little about the author: I am a 14 year old Jr. Anarchist. I call myself a
Jr. one because I havent *yet* done any hardcore stuff. I plan to make
lots of files that I will try my best to impress you readers with.
About this file: Have you ever been to the post office and seen the signs for
wanted people? Have you ever noticed that everyone looks at them? Well
this file is for you.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HERE WE GO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Have you ever been to the post office and seen the signs for wanted people?
Well now you can get back at your worst enemy or some lamer or whoever.
1. Go to the post office late at night, make sure nobody is around. Walk over
to the wanted pictures and take all the fuckerz down. But dont trash them,
take them home.
2. Now get a picture of your mark.
3. Scan the pictures into your computer. Now using a program such as
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP DELUXE(download it from a warez site) Change all the
information on the want ad to the info about your mark. Use all of their
exact info. height hair color etc. And of course put their picture as the
wanted person. When you put the number of who to call you have a couple of
options. A. Put the local PIGz number. The fat ass pig will tell people that
they are crazy. B. Put the marks phone number. Imagine getting a call from
some jack ass saying that he knows where you are and wants reward money.
Either way it works out good.
4. Go to Kinkos or any other cheap copy place and make about a 100 copys.
Distribute them all over the place. Post office, phone booths, put them
in mailboxes, anywhere and everywhere.
5. Spy on the mark wherever he goes. WATCH AS PEOPLE STARE AT HIM!!! Try and
get somebody to do a citizens arest on his sorry ass!!
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Well folks thats it. I know this file aint that great but if you know
how to use it, then it kicks ass.
Please email me comments@ lodrumline@hotmail.com
I'm the 2sexy anarchy boy signing out.