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How to Really Piss Off a Wallgreens,
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Or A Dominick's
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Have you ever been in a drug store, such as Walgreens, and found
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that you were out of money and really hungry? Or maybe you were just in
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the mood for some fun. I've always been a muschief fanatic myself, and
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thought I'd share with you some experiences I've had at Wallgreens and
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Dominick's. How many of you have been arrested for shoplifting?
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Well, I've never had this unfortunate experience happen, but I have
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friends who have, and Wallgreen's is notorious for keeping an eagle-eye
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out for thieves. Well, we decided that if they were gonna be serious so
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were we. One day we decided to cause a little ruckus. A nice
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Saturday night, a buddy of mine and I went to Wallgreens and started
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looking around. I, keeping a low profile, hadn't a reputation and wasnt
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known by the manager. My friend, however, had a record a mile long (it's
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even longr now) and was instantly put under surveillance as soon as we
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entered. We strutted over to the candy section, and marveled at all the
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nice things to eat. Shawn, (my buddy- last name anony) who was always
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prepared, wore his jacket that we had prepared for this special occasion.
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It had a huge hole in the bottom of the pocket, and was used to sike the
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manager out of his skull! Shawn made sure he was being watched
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before he proceeded. He went to the gum rack, took a pack of gum, and
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cooly slipped it into his pocket- a little too cooly- but with all
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intentions- for our friend the manager raised an eyebrow. When we
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proceeded out the store, the manager ran out the electronic opening door
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(I'll get to that later) and grabbed Shawn by the arm. "Ha you
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little shit! I got you now!" The dick proclaimed, feeling like he was on
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Miami Vice or something. "What are you talking about?" Shawn
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nonchelantly asked. The dick proceeded to search Shawn's pockets
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for the gum. When he turned up with nothing, he searched us both. We, of
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course, were laughing our heads off. When Shawn slipped the gum into his
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pocket, it fell through his pocket and into another tray of candy. Shawn
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had his back turned from the manager (adding to the suspicion) so he
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couldnt have seen it fall. The Manager threatened us with all kinds of
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nasty things, but we just flipped him off and walked away, and went home
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and rolled with laughter for the rest of the night.
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PART II- The electronic door: I said I would get back to this, so
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here it is. When the manager ran out the door, we could have made
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things even harder for the old guy. If youve ever looked at the box over
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an electric door, it sometimes has a switch. Flip this, and sit back, and
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watch the fun! I've seen these switches at the
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Dominick's/Walgreens connected stores. What the switch does is turn off
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the automatic opener. The hilarious part is: What happens when some fat
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lady with six kids and a cart full of groceries (at least two kids are in
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the cart) comes bustling out the door? Answer- She smacks right into the
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door, expecting it to open for her, and the cart burys itself into her
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rolls of stomach, and the kids fall over and crush the fat lady's 3.99 box
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of grade A eggs. This can be enjoyed anytime, but usually works best at
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night when people are in a rush to get home so they can watch their
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programs on T.V. I hope you try these easy but pleasing
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techniques of relly pissing someone off- Its always been a favorie thing
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of mine to do- I hope it will soon be one of yours. Thank you for your
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attention. -Dr. Nitemare-
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