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% terrorizing your neighborhood %
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& or how to celebrate &
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% holloween 365 days a year %
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& &
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% by:the pickpocket %
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& the enforcer &
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% embezzler %
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so you say you had a dream last night
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about hijacking a twa and taking it
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to lebanon....well this should provide
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you with many exciting nights and
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distraught neighbors.
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for these exercises you will need the
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following items:
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10 m-16's
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15 shrapnel grenades
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2 flamethrowers
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2-3 spools of fish line
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(the stronger the better)
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3-4 packs of bottle rockets
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3-4 packs of m-80's
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3-4 packs of 'jumping jacks'
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20 small balloons
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water ..hmm what could that be for?
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eggs...optional
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4 bricks
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3-6 10 ball roman candles
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a 6 inch tube about big enough for
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a marker to fit in and closed
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at one end
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spool of string
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10-20 empty liter bottles (like pepsi)
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{ or some coffee cans
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1 roll of transparent tape
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some tacks or nails
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a small mallet or hammer
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lawn mower w/bag
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a tarp
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a couple newspapers
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a few centerfolds...use some ugly ones
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a pocketknife
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some dark clothing
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black shoes if possible
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panty hose....optional
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an empty 16 oz. pepsi bottle
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a old rag
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some gas or kerosene
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some alcohol
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2-3 ping-pong balls
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gunpowder
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2-3 feet of fuse...optional but
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recomended
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a lighter or 2-3 packs of matches
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a can of wd-40 or almost any aerosol
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a good lock
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charming face w/fast legs
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a pair of pliers
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a quater or half-dollar
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a wire-cutter
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a large and small screwdriver
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4-5 small paper bags
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ample supply of dog shit
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2 watermelons
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a candle
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a smoke bomb
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a bong...optional but it definitely
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heightens the experience and
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you will feel more apt to try
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and accompish these feats
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basic terrorism:
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ok....the below ideas are for the new
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and unexperienced terrorist....they
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are mainly just for fun and have
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quick results
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holding up traffic:
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well what would you do if you were
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driving down the road around 2 am
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half-drunk,stoned,and wasted and saw
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little...maybe not so little...balls
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of colored flame shooting through the
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air ahead from the road?....well you
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would either freak and go straight
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or more likely freak and wreck...that
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is the whole idea....to do this you
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use 1 or 2 10 ball roman candles and
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the bricks.....to assemble place two
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bricks side by side about an inch
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apart and then place a third brick
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behind them on the opposite side from
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which you want it to shoot....then
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place another brick on top of the
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first two and place and aim the candle
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in the space between the bricks.
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the next trick is yard littering...
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to do this spread a tarp on the grass
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and place a crumpled newspaper in the
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tarp....then run over it with your
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lawn mower....transfer the now
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shredded newspaper to another bag and
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decorate someone's lawn.
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while you are at it tape a centerfold
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on the glass door and give 'em a ring
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then use those fast legs to haul ass
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now if you truly hate these people
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you can give someone a good deal
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of small cuts by hammering the tacks
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or nails on the molding around the
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door....then string some fish line
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around the nails at any height or all
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up and down the door.
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now this trick won't work to well at
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night but will during a two-period
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chemisrty lab....just hold a quarter
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over your bunsen burner or lighter
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for a few minutes and toss it into the
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hall when the bell ring...someone will
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learn to not pick everything up off
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the ground.
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another idea for school requires a
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candle and a smoke bomb....tape the
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candle to the smoke bomb leaving the
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wick about 1-2 inches above the fuse..
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leave this in the school bathroom...
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light it and in about 10 minutes when
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the candle burns down the smoke bomb
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will go off....of course you'll be
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~r~s{talking to a teacher or in class about
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the time it goes off leaving you in
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the clear
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genuine fun:
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find a good road in your neighborhood
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or somewhere else where only one car
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will be going by at a time....if the
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road is too busy this won't work...
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now take some fish line and get enough
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to stretch across the road and clear
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it on both sides by 2-3 feet....you
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must also find a place with mail boxes
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or electric boxes across the road from
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each other....now tie the fish line to
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two of the liter bottles on each side
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...the idea is to set the line up so
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it will be just above fender level
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you must also make sure that while the
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bottles will not fall over that the
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will come off when a car passes....
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after a car passes watch and see how
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far your little present stays with
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them...coffee can may be preferred
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because they produce a more pleasing
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effect to the ears when dragging
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behing the victim...also don't stand
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too close to the line incase you
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catch an ulikely jogger
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also did you ever believe in santa as
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a kid...well we have a new variation
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on chimney suprises...just go by the
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nearest supermarket and obtain (how
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ever you want) a watermelon...
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decorating the watermelon is optional
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becuase it is likely that the
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decorations will be messed up during
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action.....anywayz now for
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hard part....in some way climb up to
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the top of their chimney and drop the
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water melon down their chimney...if
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there is one of those damn grates on
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top take it home for a souvenir
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ever seen those luminaria things
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around christmas time?...well this
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idea can be used at the same time as
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the fake santa to create a real
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feeling of christmas and 'gift'-giving
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ok now....take that ample supply of
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shit and fill some little paper bags
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(about 4)...then spray it with gas
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and leave your 'gift' on someone's
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porch and light the bag....then ring
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the door..haul ass...and watch to see
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if the person is in a christmassy
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spirit....by the way watch to see if
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they try and stomp it out...that's
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messy eh?
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obvious:
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of course don't forget to smash the
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pumpkins on halloween
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bottle rockets shot from hand-held
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tubes at joggers or passing cars
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trip wires or clothes-lines across
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well-traveled paths
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you say you hear a bed squeakin
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through the window?...well take a
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look with your high-powered lantern
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or headlights....ever seen two people
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jump so quick?
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placing or re-placing a lock on a
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storage shed or crawlspace
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ring and run with jumping jacks and
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m-80's left for their viewing
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pleasure
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toss someone's doormat or paper up
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on their roof
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climb on mr. neighbor's roof and
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slam dance with your friends...then
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when he comes out cover him with shit
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or just run
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tying fish line to someone's knocker
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and while spooling out extra and being
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careful not to pull it taunt walk
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across the street and take out your
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bottle rockets and tube....then when
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you're set up pull the line and hold
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your lighter ready...then when someone
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answers let 'em have it...good aim
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pays off here!!!
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and of course water balloons...but
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with a twist...make sure that these
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are small...like no bigger than a
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shrunken baseball...and also make sure
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that they are white....to a casual
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observer (no such thing really) it
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will look like eggs...also do this
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from a car with hard-rock blasting...
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then 'egg' everything in sight...of
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course you don't have to fill them
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with water...it can be mud,shaving
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cream,or milk for a better splattering
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effect
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pyro fun:
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go to your local roses and pick up
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some ping-pong balls (unless you still
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play it outside of pe) and drill a
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whole in the top....now fill it up
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with some gun powder...to light this
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(your gone if you casually light it
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by hand) either make a trail with gas
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and light that or use a fuse about 2
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ft. long...needless to say haul ass to
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watch this....if it works it will
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shoot a falme in the air for a decent
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while or simply explode
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have you ever sprayed anything across
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your lighter?....well it can have
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some interesting applications....first
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its a nice little torch...then its a
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big improvement over your lighter...
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and then its a bomb (you will have
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found this out by now if you sprayed
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that wd-40 for too long)...to make
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this first take that little button off
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the top and place some duct tape over
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the little nozzle holding it down....
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then punch a hole in the tape above
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the nozzle....the can should now be
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continuously spraying now....and any
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day now whenever you feel like it just
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strike a match and need i reapeat haul
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ass
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now lets's try an experiment....ever
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made a molotov cocktail?...do you
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know what that is?...basically its
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a cheap type bomb that was used in
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wwi by resistors with no other ammo.
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how to construct a molotov cocktail:
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ok now like i said this is an
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experiment....get your 16 oz. pepsi
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bottle (or coke if you want to tell
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them that you don't like it now)
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and fill with gas,kerosene,or both....
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now soak a rag in gas and let it dry..
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then stuff the bottom half into the
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mouth of the bottle...now find a
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nice lookin porche or open field,light
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the rag and throw(you better toss it
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quick too!)....this isn't supposed
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to explode but rather throw flaming
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gas everywhere for a big radius...so
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stay clear...maybe you could drop it
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off a bridge or from a tall tree if
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you're a monkey
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electrical terrorism:
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messing up the meter....you know that
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damned little bubble on the side of
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your house (or shack)?....well that's
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a kilowatt meter...it tells the power
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co. how much power you used by the
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little circles inside....now messing
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with these can be fun esp. if it isn't
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yours.....keep in mind it's a felony..
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but who cares? right?....ok now there
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is usually a little plastic tag with
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a looped wire hanging that acts as
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a lock because they are about
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impossible to get back on....if you
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live near a construction site you may
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be able to pick a few good replacement
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tags,thus allowing you to screw with
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yours...or make someone's elses story
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about not using so much power very
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hard to believe....simply rip that
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tag off and open the box and turn the
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little dials:
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1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2
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6 3 6 3 6 3 6 3
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5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4
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ok now that's what it should look like
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...just as on an odometer (the mileage
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in your car) the right side stands for
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parts of a kilowatt hour and then the
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next dial is for the digits...the next
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for tens....and then for hundreds or
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something like that...anywayz just
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play around with these until you feel
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relieved....now i'm not sure about
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this....you can probably turn off the
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people's power by madly cutting every
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wire in sight...be sure to use an
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insulated wire cutter or wear gloves
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otherwise you may be found in the
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morning and they seeing your charred
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body holding wire cutters will
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suspect what you were up to and may
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ruin your funeral service for your
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friends...
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now for water meters...one of the most
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effective way to gain revenge on
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some bastard that you hate is to turn
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off his water...the reason this is
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such an effective means of revenge,
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is because getting caught is very
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difficult unless you are seen...simply
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open the cover of their water meter
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and look for a small knob, (most have
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this) use your pliers or wrench to
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turn the knob, if you are unsure which
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way is off, remember where you start,
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and turn which ever way is easier
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until it stops,in the morning you will
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know if your little scheme has worked,
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you can expect to see mr. neighbor
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take a leisurly walk to the front lawn
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carrying a pair of pliers...
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telephone services.....
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first of all nighttime provides a
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unique opportunity for boxing and
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trying out your new boxes to make sure
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that they work...do this via beige box
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or bud box....ok now back to terrorism
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....there are a variety of things to
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do to someones telephone line...to get
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to a single house's phone line find
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the little silver box on the back of
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their house....use your screwdriver to
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open it and have fun...you can rewire,
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cut off service,or make any calls
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you want via a beige box knowing that
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anything you do will be held against
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their phone line....there is also the
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matter of those more interesting
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larger boxes with the shitty little
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bell on them....once you get into
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these the possibilities are even
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bigger.....how about disconnecting
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the entire neighborhood (guess this
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won't be in yours eh?)...well anywayz
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if you have read the beige box plans
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you can also listen to any
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conversations taking place by using
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the alligator clips....
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ok finally cable....(if you live in
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the boondocks you may not be able to
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do this)
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ok open that little green box or what
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ever color it is and again just have
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fun switching the wires
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for many more ideas check out
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'the anarchists cookbook' 'obtainable'
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at your local bookstore (again how
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you obtain it is your choice however
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shoplifting will not be discussed here)
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of course the disclaimer....
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this article is intended for
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informational purposes only...we do
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not condone these actions but only
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present them in an unbiased form for
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the reader as any magazine or
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newspaper
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have fun
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`all rights trashed
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cell block 'a' productions
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call these fine systems:
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the vatican 707/746-7166
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black h0le 514/683-0247
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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