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DO NOT TRY THE CONTENTS OF THIS FILE!!!
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SysOp of Visionary's Hide-Away BBS is not responsible
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for any harm this file may cause!
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HARMLESS FUN
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TO ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO INFLICT BODILY DAMAGE ON THEIR VICTEMS
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BUT ONLY TERROR.
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THESE ARE WEAPONS THAT SHOULD BE USED FROM HIGH PLACES.
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1) THE FLOUR BOMB
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TAKE A WET PAPER TOWEL AND POUR A GIVEN AMOUNT OF BAKING FLOUR IN THE
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CENTER. THEN WRAP IT UP AND PUT ON A RUBBER BAND TO KEEP IT TOGETHER. WHEN
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THROWN IT WILL FLY WELL BUT WHEN IT HITS IT COVERS THE VICTEM WITH THE FLOUER
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OR CAUSES A BIG PUFF OF FLOUR WHICH WILL PUT THE VICTEM IN TERROR SINCE AS FAR
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AS THEY ARE CONCERNED, SOME STRANGE WHITE POWDER IS ALL OVER THEM. THIS IS A
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CHEAP METHOD OF TERROR AND FOR ONLY THE COST OF A ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS AND A
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BAG OF FLOUR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN HAVE LOADS OF FUN WATCHING PEOPLE FLEE
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IN PANIC.
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2) SMOKE BOMB PROJECTILE
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ALL YOU NEED IS A BUNCH OF THOSE LITTLE ROUND SMOKE BOMBS AND A WRIST
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ROCKET OR ANY SLING-SHOT. SHOOT THE SMOKE BOMBS AND WATCH THE TERROR SINCE
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THEY THINK IT WILL BLOW UP!
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3) ROTTEN EGGS
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TAKE SOME EGGS AND GET A SHARP NEEDLE AND POKE A SMALL HOLE IN THE TOP
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OF EACH ONE. THEN LET THEM SIT IN A WARM PLACE FOR ABOUT A WEEK. THEN YOU'VE
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GOT A BUNCH OF ROTTEN EGGS THAT WILL ONLY SMELL WHEN THEY HIT.
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4) GLOW IN THE DARK TERROR
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TAKE ONE OF THOSE TUBES OF GLOW IN THE DARK STUFF AND POUR THE STUFF ON
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WHATEVER YOU WANT TO THROW AND WHEN IT GETS ON THE VICTIM, THEY THINK IT'S SOME
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DEADLY CHEMICAL OR A RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE SO THEY RUN IN TOTAL PANIC.
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THIS WORKS ESPECIALLY WELL WITH FLOUR BOMBS SINCE A GUMMY, GLOWING SUBSTANCE
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GETS ALL OVER THE VICTIM.
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5) FIZZLING PANIC
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TAKE A BAGGIE OF A WATER-BAKING SODA SOLUTION AND SEAL IT. (MAKE SURE
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THERE IS NO AIR IN IT SINCE THE SOLUTION WILL FORM A GAS AND YOU DON'T WANT IT
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TO POP ON YOU.) THEN PUT IT IN A BIGGER PLASTIC BAG AND FILL IT WITH VINIGAR
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AND SEAL IT. WHEN THROWN, THE TWO SUBSTANCES WILL MIX AND CAUSE A VIOLENTLY
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BUBBLING SUBSTANCE TO GO ALL OVER THE VICTIM.
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THESE WEAPONS WERE DEVELOPED BY MYSELF LORD KEDORG, THE PSYCHO, AND
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MIGHTY SAURON. THEY ARE CHEAP TO MAKE AND ARE ALL LEGAL IN ALL STATES SO HAVE
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FUN AND CAUSE SENSLESS TERROR!!!!!!
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Call The Visionary's Hide-Away BBS !!! (:>-)
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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