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DO NOT TRY THE CONTENTS OF THIS FILE!!!
SysOp of Visionary's Hide-Away BBS is not responsible
for any harm this file may cause!
HARMLESS FUN
TO ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO INFLICT BODILY DAMAGE ON THEIR VICTEMS
BUT ONLY TERROR.
THESE ARE WEAPONS THAT SHOULD BE USED FROM HIGH PLACES.
1) THE FLOUR BOMB
TAKE A WET PAPER TOWEL AND POUR A GIVEN AMOUNT OF BAKING FLOUR IN THE
CENTER. THEN WRAP IT UP AND PUT ON A RUBBER BAND TO KEEP IT TOGETHER. WHEN
THROWN IT WILL FLY WELL BUT WHEN IT HITS IT COVERS THE VICTEM WITH THE FLOUER
OR CAUSES A BIG PUFF OF FLOUR WHICH WILL PUT THE VICTEM IN TERROR SINCE AS FAR
AS THEY ARE CONCERNED, SOME STRANGE WHITE POWDER IS ALL OVER THEM. THIS IS A
CHEAP METHOD OF TERROR AND FOR ONLY THE COST OF A ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS AND A
BAG OF FLOUR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN HAVE LOADS OF FUN WATCHING PEOPLE FLEE
IN PANIC.
2) SMOKE BOMB PROJECTILE
ALL YOU NEED IS A BUNCH OF THOSE LITTLE ROUND SMOKE BOMBS AND A WRIST
ROCKET OR ANY SLING-SHOT. SHOOT THE SMOKE BOMBS AND WATCH THE TERROR SINCE
THEY THINK IT WILL BLOW UP!
3) ROTTEN EGGS
TAKE SOME EGGS AND GET A SHARP NEEDLE AND POKE A SMALL HOLE IN THE TOP
OF EACH ONE. THEN LET THEM SIT IN A WARM PLACE FOR ABOUT A WEEK. THEN YOU'VE
GOT A BUNCH OF ROTTEN EGGS THAT WILL ONLY SMELL WHEN THEY HIT.
4) GLOW IN THE DARK TERROR
TAKE ONE OF THOSE TUBES OF GLOW IN THE DARK STUFF AND POUR THE STUFF ON
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO THROW AND WHEN IT GETS ON THE VICTIM, THEY THINK IT'S SOME
DEADLY CHEMICAL OR A RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE SO THEY RUN IN TOTAL PANIC.
THIS WORKS ESPECIALLY WELL WITH FLOUR BOMBS SINCE A GUMMY, GLOWING SUBSTANCE
GETS ALL OVER THE VICTIM.
5) FIZZLING PANIC
TAKE A BAGGIE OF A WATER-BAKING SODA SOLUTION AND SEAL IT. (MAKE SURE
THERE IS NO AIR IN IT SINCE THE SOLUTION WILL FORM A GAS AND YOU DON'T WANT IT
TO POP ON YOU.) THEN PUT IT IN A BIGGER PLASTIC BAG AND FILL IT WITH VINIGAR
AND SEAL IT. WHEN THROWN, THE TWO SUBSTANCES WILL MIX AND CAUSE A VIOLENTLY
BUBBLING SUBSTANCE TO GO ALL OVER THE VICTIM.
THESE WEAPONS WERE DEVELOPED BY MYSELF LORD KEDORG, THE PSYCHO, AND
MIGHTY SAURON. THEY ARE CHEAP TO MAKE AND ARE ALL LEGAL IN ALL STATES SO HAVE
FUN AND CAUSE SENSLESS TERROR!!!!!!
Call The Visionary's Hide-Away BBS !!! (:>-)
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