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Mindless Mayhem
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As usual, this text file may contain some really heinous,
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evil, horrid, sick, disgusting, really bad, staggeringly
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Micheal Jackson bad, type of stuff in it. Since I'm writing
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this off the top of my head, with SOME prepared text, I'm
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not quite sure what we will discover within... Oh yeah,
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just to be safe, if you try any of this, and break your legs,
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don't come running to me. Enough said on that...
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On my board, I have a message area, which is fairly active,
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called 'Am I Evil', named after the <\/>etallica song. Within this
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bases depths, we can find many neat ideas, a few of which I will
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discuss in a moment. The base is pretty broad, ranging from
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Attacking people to Zapping people, but mostly what made text files
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popular all over the globe; Explosives.
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A popular subject in the base, Lye bombs, have gotten
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considerable spotlight, and I don't see why any sniveling board
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person can't make one. The process is simple, and what one can do
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with it is almost endless.
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Here's what you need.
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(1) A sheet of aluminum foil
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(2) An indeterminable amount of Lye
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(sold as Red Devil, Crystal Draino, etc.)
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(3) HýO. (If you cannot find this anywhere, try going outside
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when it rains.)
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Seeing that #3 isn't that much of a problem to get a hold of, or
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much less to find, it makes the usefulness of the bomb increase.
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Anyway, to go about MAKING this, all you need is to place some Lye
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into the center of the foil, and then fold it in, wrap it up (NWA
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anyone?), make it into a big crinkly ball, make little foil boats
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and place lye in it, etc. I'm sure if you want to you can come up
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with something more creative than what I've put here. Anyway, once
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you get the shape desired and placed your GI joe figures in it or
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whatever, make sure there are Some Air Holes, otherwise there won't
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be any water to mix and react with. Wouldn't want that to happen,
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would we?
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Lye, when mixed with foil and water, makes Pressure, and Hydrogen
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Gas (which by some fluke also happens to <gasp> CAUSE the pressure)
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and can be used at leisure. Assuming you aren't cheap, have bought
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what you needed (or in somecases, reached under the sink and gotten
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what you needed) Get a glass jar or something. I also understand
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that a paint can next to a car (with this mixture in it) can make a
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cheap, effective repainting. But I'm sorry for changing the
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subject, let's continue. Anyhow, get a glass jar, with a screw on
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lid, (or snap on, but screw on works better) and then throw into a
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fire or something. Just don't be stupid and watch, otherwise it'll
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be the last thing you see for a while. However, there will be a
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nice cloud of fumes, gas, ash, toxic things AND shrapnel (depending
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on the container used), if you do happen to view it from behind a
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safe place. (Once, a long time ago, in an abandoned house after we
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had drained whip cream cans of its NýO, we had decided it would be
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a cool idea if we were to throw the empty cans into the fireplace
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(which had a LOT of ash accumlated from previous bon fires) and
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when the pressure built up, naturally it released, and we had to
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bathe after we got home.)
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Another neat thing to do with this is to go by an open
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manhole that says MEN AT WORK, and drop it in. Just listen to the
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sweaty mexican pipe cutting crew scream... It'd be pretty fun
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wouldn't it? (Dont mean to be racist <I am>, but hey, thats what
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they seem to be to me... screaming sweaty mexicans..) If you
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decide to hang around, and have a lawn chair or something and a Big
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Pee Wee Herman sized wad of aluminum foil ball of this stuff, you
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can place it in the manhole, and set a precariously lit cigarette
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on the edge of the hole...
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Note it probably WON'T work, but hey, it's a dream isn't it?
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Also, putting a lye bomb down a toliet and flushing it can cause
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disasterous effects. So only do it somewhere it doesn't matter,
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like School, or in the police stations John, which requires tokens
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now to use.
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Another nice thing to make is what I have dubbed Dust of the Gods,
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THERMITE
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Yes, Thermite, this fabled explosive can now be YOURS, with this
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limited time engagement found only within this text file.
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Yes, Thermite, the Mega-Metal-Melter, can be created in the privacy
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if YOUR OWN HOME, and the tools to make it are minimal!
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All you need is: A aluminum pipe and a file.
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1) The pipe and the file are needed, for aluminum filings
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are required in this magical (limited time only offer order now
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don't delay) powder.
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And 2) the file serves its Dual Purpose, the Rust Scraper,
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which can be obtained from ANY parked car at ANY highschool. While
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your going at rust collecting, make sure to burglarize the car for
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me while you're there.
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Anyhow, now all you have to do is get Two parts Rust, and
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One part Aluminum Filings (or hey, even dust, which can be obtained
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thru <this limited time offer!> any good paint store, such as
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Saxon's or something like that)
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As a 2:1 ratio, im not saying 2:1 buckets, nor am I saying
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2:1 pinches of fairy dust. I would say 2:1 teaspoons, and that
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would gar-un-tee a good cajun cooking flame for anyone who decides
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to be sitting right in front of it when it lights.
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To LIGHT this, all you need is a Hot Hot HOT flame, such as
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A) the Radio Shack Torch
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B) A nice big propane Torch
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C) Sulfuric acid, mixed with glycerin and potassium
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permanganate (just a drop of acid folks! dont melt the container
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now!)
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D) a Magnesium Ribbon (if you can't find one, rip some off
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from your average chemistry room at school (of course, attending
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school is a major role in that one)
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And E) an average nuclear blast
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I'm sure you people can devise your own ways of lighting it.
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For sake of example, I'll explain how to make this with a common
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propane torch.
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Ok, you got your clay flower pot, (or just have it out on the
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cement, or on someones car hood, or on a upside down bottle of pop,
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etc) with the (music) Thermite (end music). Now simply ignite it
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by lighting the torch and placing it near the (fanfare) Thermite
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(end fanfare) and briskly walking away (or perhaps RUNNING away is
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a better idea), you look behind you and watch what happens. If
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placed on the hood of a car, you can see the owners Pride and Joy
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go down the tubes, along with it's engine block (or if its on the
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trunk, you can see it go up in fumes...), if on a pop bottle, you
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get to see ionized liquid, if on your friend, you get to smell
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vaporized flesh, etc. Im sure that cant become anymore difficult
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than I have already made it sound.
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People have written about how (ping) Thermite (pong) will NOT
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ignite under a torch. This is wrong. Apparently, they have not
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held a torch there for more than 10 seconds, due to their impulsive
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minds. Thermite when packed into a tube and chucked at a 7-11 near
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you, (when lit) can cause quite a bustle of activity if it doesnt
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go out when it hits. Note that when I say LIT, i mean with a
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maganesium wick and with the main participant wearing sunglasses of
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the most darkest kind. Come to think of it, thermite has practical
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uses around the home. Ever needed a quick coaster? Put some on a
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CD and light it. Of course, this usually ends up in a lump of
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glowing metal eating thru the thing it was placed on, so maybe that
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wasn't too hot (ha) of an idea. But it CAN make for an easy lock
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removal (or an easy bike to bike rack attacher, which ever you
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prefer), and other things as well. Isn't anarchy fun?
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Well I feel out of breath... If user activity is good enough, I'll
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respond to their requests on most forms of anarchy, for I have some
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good background and if I don't know the answer, I'm sure another
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user will.
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If all goes well, maybe I'll write a Mindless Mayhem issue 2.
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Anyway, if yer on my board, drop me a line on whether you think
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this sucked and if I should shove it somewhere (or whatever).
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If you liked this file, feel free to call:
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Destiny Knights
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708/307-3768
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and say you got the number from here. If there's a new user
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password by the time you call, it'll most likely be FOURTH DIMENSION.
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Just please don't be some sniveling snot nosed brat, 'cause if you
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are, you won't have the chance to show it to other users...
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Other than that, fare thee well.
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P.S. -- Montezuma deserves credit for really really REALLY making
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use of the lye bomb, proving that it indeed works.
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If you have any questions about it, leave him Email on my board, OR,
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if you prefer, call his board Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
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Ask HIM for the number, 'cuz I don't want to get yelled at for
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giving it out.
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