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+ Finally it is here: +
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+ Damage Inc's MISC CRAP III +
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Written by TOXIC OFFSPRING...
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Ideas contributed from RAWHEAD, MAXX, and CARNAGE MACABRE.
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Finally after the trudgery of drug induced haze, a figure appears and none can
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kill it.It is the figure of power, it is a figure of destruction, of chaos, and
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of Anarchy... It is the heroic figures of Damage Incorperated...
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Current Members: Toxic Offspring, Maxx, Albatross, Carnage Macabre,
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Rawhead, Angel of Death, The Pyromaniac, and Cyberpunk.
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Current Assosciates: The Ripper, Billy The Kid, Psionic Psycopath
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Call These Boards: DC-Library..(301)xxx-xxxx
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The Orchard.(301)xxx-xxxx
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The Beehive (703)xxx-xxxx
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And on with zee phile..
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Gutting Yards
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This is a simply marvelous way to get back at people you hate. There is no
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better way to piss someone off then by rolling their house,but now, Damage Inc.
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has discoved a new dimension wich digs deeper into this marvelous prank.
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What you do is simply this.
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1. Go to your local slaughter house and buy a barrel of innards. (also very
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nourishing in a pinch)
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2. Bring the smelly shit home with you.
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3. (At night) Go to the victem's house. Bringing along a few friends helps
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you bear the unpleasantries.
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4. Slap on your handy Latex gloves.
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5. Start slinging organs!
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Step 5 is very fun.. Try slinging a small intestine over the house, hang
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testes on the doornob. Or fill the area between the wooden door and the screen
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door with nasty slop.. Imagine the look on their face when they open the door
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and a bunch of innards slide into their foyer.. The possibilities are endless!
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Diarihhea Party
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Can you recall your freshman lab-sciencce course in high school? Do you
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remember that nasty smelling pink stuff you used called PHENOPHALINE? Well this
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PHENOPHALINE is used to indicate wether or not a substance is acidic, or basic.
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Well anyway.. The truth has come to light that Phenophaline is a very strong
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laxitive (causes the runs) and it is also skin absorbant!
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Here's what you do-->
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1. Get one of those DRENCH squirt guns that pump out a quart of water in less
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than 5 seconds.
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2. Fill it up with your favorite brand of Phenophaline.
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3. Sneak up on you unsuspecting victem.
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4. Blast the fuck out of him.
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5. Follow him to the nearest public restroom and bring along a tape recorder
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for future blackmail purposes.
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Now for The Party--->
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1. Enter the house of your victem on the night of his party.
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2. Find the punchbowl.
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3. Pour in what you would call a appropriate dosage (considering that it is a
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very strong laxitive)
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4. Take out the camcorder and enter the bathroom.
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5. Stay in the bathroom.
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6. Tie up the bathroom, and wait for pounding on the door.
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7. Open up and get out quickly.
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8. Set the Camcorder on <RECORD>.
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9. Call the vidio----> The Party Bathroom Riot
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Tasers
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Tasers are usually called stun guns, or shock boxes. The mafia and Damage
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Inc. use them alot to silence those who cannot keep their mouthes shut.
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To make one you will need
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1. Soldering iron and solder.
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2. Wires, or a specially printed circuit board.
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3. A power transformer, or a telsa coil.(Use a telsa coil for paralization
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capabilities.)
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4. A normally open, nonlocking push button switch.
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5. Two sharpened skinny 2 1/2 inch nails.
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6. A block of wood 1" X 1" X 4".
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7. And a D-cell.
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Schematic---->
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OOOOO stands for the block of wood.
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^ stands for the switch.
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1 & 2 are the load leads of transformer or telsa.
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3 & 4 are the other two leads of transformer or telsa.
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5 & 6 are the battery terminals.
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The exclamation points coming out of the top of the wood block are the two
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nails.
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! !
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! ^ !
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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T T T T
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3-----+ ! ! !
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1-----+ 5 !
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!
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2-------6 !
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4---------------+
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Steps --->
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1. Take the block and drill a hole in the middle just large enough for the
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switch to fit in.
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2. Solder two wires onto the leads of the switch (about 2" apiece)
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3. Securely set the switch with the button pointing well out the other side.
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4. Nail the nails through the block(near the ends) so that the points react
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out the other side.
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5. Solder a 4" lead under the head of each nail and pound the rest the way in.
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(make sure the points come out the side that has the switch.)
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6. Solder the lead from one of the nails to 3 and the other to 4.
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7. Solder one of the switch leads to 1 and the other to 5.
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8. Solder a jumper wire from 2 to 6.
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Usage --->
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1. Stab nails completely into victem(yes all the way) and withdraw just as
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quickly (no shock is emitted until the button is let back up.
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2. Run away if yours does't work(and I mean quickly!)
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Miniture Pipe Bomb Grenades
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If you want to kill someone, or just have the urge to hear thunder, these
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miniture pipe bombs, or grenades are perfect.
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What you need--->
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1. A used CO2 cartridge.
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2. A C6-5 model rocket engine.
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3. A legnth of water proof fuse.
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4. 24 hour drying clay.
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5. A news paper.
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6. A hacksaw.
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7. A hammer.
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Instructions --->
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1. Cut the CO2 cartridge with hacksaw.. On nozzel end. Cut close to the end
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cut farther from the end until you you have a hole the width of a pencil.
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2. Unwrap rocket engine, and pull off the clay at both ends.
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3. Put the black stuff inside the folded newspaper and crush it using the
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hammer. (make sure you have a fairly fine powder.)
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4. Fill up CO2 cartridge with powder, but do not pack it in.
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5. Insert legnth of fuse in the end and secur it in place, and block the rest
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of the opening with 24 hour clay.
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6. Let clay dry.
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To use---->
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1. Light fuse and get at least 50 feet away.
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2. Light fuse and throw at victim.
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If 1-->then you would want a long fuse.
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If 2-->then you want a short fuse so that the victem doesn't pick it up, throw
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it back at you, and makes you the victem.
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NOTE:
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Niether I, nor any other member of Damage Inc. is responsible for the use, or
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misuse of the information in this documentation. We are not legally oblidged to
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reimberse any party injured or killed by the exicution of this info.
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Thank you for Patronizing:
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DDDD IIII
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DD DD II
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DD DD II
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DDDD AMAGE IIII NC.
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'Good things come to him who wastes!'
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-Ben Contreband
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