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Before we start, if you are friends
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with counselors that let you borrow
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their keys, steal the master for all
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the lockers in your school. You may
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now ignore the rest of this file.
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:=> What You Need
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3/8" Hex Driver
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Adjustable Wrench(es)
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Needlenose Pliers
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Moby Pliers (Vise-Grips work REAL
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well!)
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6" Steel Rod or Small Crow Bar
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Small Standard Screwdriver
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Large Standard Screwdriver
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Phillipshead Screwdriver
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Moderate Size Claw Hammer
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Crowbar
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:=> Taking Over
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At the beginning of each school
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year, there are a good deal of unused
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lockers around the school. If one of
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these is near your next class, slap a
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padlock on it; we'll get into putting
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a school lock on it later...
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Every school has at least one
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designated "Garbage Locker". Find it
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(them), they can be used to your
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advantage!
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If a locker you want already has an
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owner, no problem! Read the next
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section for more information...
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If you have a large supply of
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padlocks (which every locker
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destroyer has!), be sure to put them
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on the ones that you want so you'll
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have it later when we go to put a
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school-issued lock on it later.
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:=> Getting In
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Now the real challenge begins! The
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hardest part of all of this is
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getting in the thing in the first
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place! But it's easy if you know the
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tricks of the trade:
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> Padlocks (Combination or Key)
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Here's where we get to use the crowbar!
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Slip it between the lock and the
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latch on the locker, while going
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between the two rods of the shank.
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Apply serious downward force. This
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takes 'em off so disgustingly easily.
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it's not fair! As a matter of fact,
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we can rip Master key locks off with
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a crummy hex driver!
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> Destroying the Thing
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If you are so pissed as to rip the
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lock off and take over by force, be
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sure this is your last resort! You
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leave little marks on the paint, but
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a cheap can of canary yellow or what
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ever color you locker may be will take
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care of that. Get the crowbar again.
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One end should fit between the dial
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and the door. If not, pry it open a
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little with one of the screwdrivers.
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Rip the dial off without mercy. The
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lock itself will fall inside the locker
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after the bolts snap and will be
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free for opening! If you can get a
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new dial for the lock you ripped off,
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try to get it on so you have another
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usable lock.
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> Going Through The Combination
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Getting in this way is rare, but
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welcomed. Spend an afternoon
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wandering the halls looking at the
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walls, ledges, doors, around a
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lockers wherever a combination can be
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written without being easily seen. If
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you find one, try it out-CAREFULLY!
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Once you get one that works, steal
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it!
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> Pennied Lockers
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Now we're talking REALLY rare! But
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these are real easy to spot. Walk
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around looking at the latch. If it is
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sticking up a mile higher than the
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others, give it a tug. Some of them
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stick that high naturally or if the
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locker is over-filled, so watch for
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those.
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:=> Once You're In
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All right, you FINALLY got the
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locker open and the lock is intact.
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Look around. Steal anything of value.
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Now, let's get the lock, ok? See
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those two nuts above and below the
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lock on the inside of the door? Get
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the 3/8" hex driver and remove them.
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Now grab the dial and the lock and
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pull free from the door. Try not to
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move the dial-it's a real pain in the
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ass getting it back right! Refasten
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the nuts and take it to new location,
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and re-install it on the new locker
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repeating the steps. If the dial does
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not go in at first, frob with it a
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while until it seats into the lock.
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Congrats! You now have just taken
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over your first locker!
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> Ripping Out The Walls!
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If you are on the right side of a
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wall, you can remove it with little
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difficulty and get into the locker next to yours. Use the same hex driver
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and unfasten the nuts holding it in.
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Watch out for the shelf, though!
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:=> Garbage Lockers
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As mentioned above, garbage lockers
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can be very useful. These usually
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evidant the first 2-3 months of school.
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They reach maturity in about 1-6
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months depending on use. The
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custodians come and clean and
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disinfect it thoroughly, killing
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wahtever new forms of life you may
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have developed. They then will usually
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put a school-owned padlock on it.
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Now, scince it's clean, and you know
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how to get padlocks off, we say it's
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ripe for picking!
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You previously have been opening
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lockers seeing if they are worth
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conquering, and how come across
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a trash locker. Maybe you contributed
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an unwanted apple, someone's
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homework, etc to it. You suddenly
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notice one day that the janitors has
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taken it over. Immediately, you
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snap the lock off and you have a
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nice clean locker.
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:=> When To Do Your Vandalism
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1. At lunch
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2. Skip a period
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3. After school
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(1) Possibly hard to do. Either no
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one is allowed around school or
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everyone is eating at their lockers.
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(2) May cause difficulties. That is,
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unless you are already failing that
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class.
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(3) This is great. Join some stupid
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club and then leave early everyday.
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Now you have enough time to swipe
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a few! You could also get a job
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at school with the janitors or as
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a techie. Now you have lots of time
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when the school is empty and you have
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access to MORE TOOLS!
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:=> Rating Of Padlocks By Brand
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> Combination
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Guard- This is the cheapest piece
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of shit that we've ever run across!
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The case is undoubtedly in two peices,
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and most often, there are cracks
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around the edges. Now turn it over and
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look on the back. See those two rivets?
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We took TWO of these off with a
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SNEAKER!
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American- Okay. Getting a little
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harder to get off now. The shank is
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'left-handed', and the dial is
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firmly secured.
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Master- Supposedly 'top-of-the-line',
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but still can be removed with a little
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pressure. LEAN ON THAT MOTHER!
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> Key
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Master- Several million of these,
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no reason to break one off as of yet.
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Sears- One peice case, gave us a
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little trouble to take off with
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our hex driver.
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:=> Glossary Of Most-Used Terms
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Padlock- any self-comtained removable
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lock characterized by a steel shank.
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Usually requires key or combination
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to open.
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Dial- Circular unit found on the
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outside of a school locker used to
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dial the combination.
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Lock- The unit mounted inside the
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locker that prevents the latch from
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moving when the combination has not
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been dialed.
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Shank- Steel semicircle on a padlock
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that will lock when pushed into the
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case of a padlock.
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Latch- Waht you push, pull or twist
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to get a locker open.
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Door- Hinged wall on a locker. Most
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of the time, the only way into a
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locker.
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Locker- Aluminum cubicle used for
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dumping books, freshman, or gym
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clothes in.
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Master- Company know for making cheap
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locks that can be easily opened with
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a dinky-ass screw driver or the key
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that opens a given set of locks.
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Plate[1]- Metal sheet with a number
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stamped on it used for identifying
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lockers.
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Plate[2]- A peice of metal that covers
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the hole in the door where the dial
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goes if one is not present.
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Wall- Removable surface inside locker.
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Shelf- A sheet of wood cut to the shape
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and dimensions so that it fits snug
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inside a locker.
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