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666 The Dead Zone 214-522-5321 300/1200/2400 666
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Bothersome Gnat ....
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[:<><><><><><><><><><> /\/\idwest \/\/arez X-change <><><><><><><><><><><><:]
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First off, you need some supplies. Such as:
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A car...V8 engine Steel cable, or very strong rope
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Fireworks..M80's,inch1/2's,rockets Heavy-duty wire cutters
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BB guns..2....Co2 or pump A hack-saw
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16 pennie nails...2 doz. Impact Explosives...optional
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Otay, Now that we have all our supplies we can get out of the house
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and reap some havoc on your home city. Get out of the house anyway you
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can. Pick up some friends and snacks, pop, beer, etc...
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First stop
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A residentual area that you just don't seem to like. As you drive by the
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beautiful houses stop by every nice car that is parked in the street. Take out
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the M-80 and place it between the rubber seal and the window. Look around some
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more. If nobody is around light the fuse and get away. I suggest FAR away, and
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as you are darting down the street you hear a little pop as the explosives
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implode the cars window all over the inside of the car. Now wont that be a
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mess to clean up in the morning. Now find another area to check and see if the
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car door opens. Ah..so it does open..well..why don't you grab the cutters and
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cut the locks, seat belts, stearing wheel, wires under the dash board, and all
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those little knobs you control the heat, radio, and wipers with. Now on your
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way out of the car go ahead and place another M-80 with an extra long fuse in
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the glove conpartment. Make sure all those maps are out of there ( we wouldn't
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want to start a fire. ).
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Second stop
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Now aren't we getting thirsty. Let go find a pop machine. Hey! what is
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that on the right? A phone booth? Let pay a call on it. Take the BB guns and
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shoot out all the windows. Next time someone makes a call from that phone
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boot it should be pretty hard to hear. Finally a pop machine. And look it's
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even in bottles. Sixty cents! Thats way to much for a pop. Tip the machine
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over on its front and listen smooth cruble of the bottles inside as it hits
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the ground. If any money falls out consider it a refund for that pop you
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didn't get.
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Third stop
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As we are passing behind our favorite hotel, but what to our wandering
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eyes should appear but some pop canisters filled with foamy root-beer.
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After passing the canisters storage location we noticed that all the canisters
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were gone and had mystically appeard in our truck. Hmm? So we to a parking
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lot in front of a small corporation. And took one of the canisters and
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attached it to the rear of our vehicle. Now with our master driver at the
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wheel we drug the canister around the local residentual district. Knocking
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the canister into various fire-hydrants, lightpoles, mailboxes, and other
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objects protruding from the earth we manage to jam the canister under some
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poor sapps automobile. Now repeat this procedure with the remaining canisters.
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Fourth stop
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You know that supermarket that leaves the crates for milk and stuff out
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on the docks. Well as long as we have the cable go ahead and slide the cable
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threw all 50 of the crates and twist the cable on the last crate. Now jump
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in our verhicle and slowly drive away. Now that all 50 of the crates are
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skipping and smashing into things behind you go ahead and her some gas. Lets
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whip around that turn coming up and smack that car. Now find an intersection
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with no cops and stop in the middle. One of your friends jumps out cuts the
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cable and jumps back in. As you drive off you notice 40 or 50 crates in the
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intersection have hit several cars fairly hard. (gosh, wonder if the crates
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are alright? )
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Fifth stop
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A golf course. Let's turn the lights off so we can approach the course
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unseen. (most courses have a caretakers house) apoint your friends certain
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flags to get. (ok..mark get 1-6, Cris get 7-11, Eric get 12-18) And now Mike
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gets 1-18 in his front yard. Be sure to dig little holes in his front yard
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too.
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Sixth stop
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Another residentual district with lots of cars parked in the street.
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Park your car about a block away and walk by every car and place one nail
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under the front and the back of the back tires. Next morning when everyone
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gets in their car and then has to change the back tire.
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Seventh stop
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That old school you went to and hated so much. Lets find a nice place
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to park. You see all those doors all the way around the building. Those doors
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are for people to get out in case of a fire. Well we're not going to use them
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like that. Check all the doors and find the door that opens the widest. (the
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doors have chains on the inside holding them together tight enough so nobody
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can get in without a hack-saw. Now let get to class on time(yeah..to saw the
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desks into very, very, tiny peices. Oh shit...I haven't seen the schools new
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computer room. Well lets go to that room. We bust the window and unlock the
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door from the inside. We walk inside and find 2 c-64's and 4 TRaSh 80's. Well
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We have some m-80's left and some bottle rockets and some inchers and a extra-
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long fuse. Doesn't every teacher have tape in their drawer? Yup. Tape the
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fireworks onto one of the 'calculators' and tie the fuse. On your way out lets
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smash some screens and light the fuse. Now fly down the stairs get in the car
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and lets go home. It is about 5:OO am and the sun is rising over the horizon.
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[::::::" Reap some awfully, majorlly huge, gigantic,...HAVOC!! ":::::::]
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Late Night Terrorism
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is
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under copyright law 85739234745.4476
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the brigadier bothersome gnat
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