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: Weekend Night Terrorism :
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: Written by The Brigadier, Bothersome Gnat :
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First you need some supplies that you can steal from you local stores. You
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should take some precautions before abducting stuff from the list below.
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?.....BB guns (Co2 preferably)
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1.....Pair of heavy-duty wire cutters
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?.....Pack of firecrackers
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2.....M-80's
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?.....Bottle rockets
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1.....fast car
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1.....brief case
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2.....pairs of dark sun-glasses
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1.....fidora hat
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Now that you have the supplies you wait for a nice night. That night you
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take all these supplies and throw them in the brief case and tell your mom
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you are going over to a friends house to work on the his IBM or Apple. If
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your mom asks you why you have the brief case, tell her you have hard
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copies of spread sheets or something to that affect. Now throw the shit in
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the back seat and open the sun-roof in your car. Go pick up a couple of
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good friends and your ready to go terrorize the world!
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First stop...your shitty school. Take one of the M-80's and tape it to a
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any of the many large windows. Light the thing and get the shit out of
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there. As long as you have your car there might as well go ahead and drive
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the car up to the window your going to blow away and after you light the
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M-80 tear the lawn up on the way out of there. As you drive by the school
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shoot a couple windows out.
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Second stop...no-where in particular, or some residentual area you hate.
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As you drive up and down the street look up out of your sun-roof and find
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the street lights that don't have covers and shoot 5 or 6 lights out in a
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row. After the lights flicker off and on and finally go out, stop the car
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infront of a house that doesn't please the eye and launch several bottle
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rockets at it. Next, we are going to find garbage cans. Two will do
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nicely. Take the fishing line and tie one end to one of the cans, and
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repeat the prosess again. Then take the garbage cans and string them
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across the street. What happens is, some poor sapp is driving along and
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all of a sudden he has two garbage cans follow- ing him down the street.
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You can view this from you car, parked down the street with the lights off.
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Third stop...'Phone from car' booth. We can still do more, its only 12.
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Drive up and if there are cars around pretend like your dialing numbers.
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Then take the wire cutters and snip the receiver off and drive away. Try
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to get at least 1O of these. Now what the hell should we do with these?
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Well...How about Climbing the cemetary fence and tying them on signs and
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grave stones. (pretty sick.eh..) If we have any left over we could put
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them in mail boxes.
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Fourth stop...A buiness you hate. Locate a building. Very quickly blow the
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windows out and get the shit out of there. The building might have an
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alarm system. In about 1O minutes the place will be crawling with cops.
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You know that kid who has been the biggest dick to you..well it's time we
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payed a visit to his new car tires. Take the 16 pennie nails and place
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them under every tire. Then superglue the keyhole shut. ha ha..now he will
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have to take the bus to school.
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Last stop...Places like hotels..Late night resturants..Bowling alleys.
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Your friend will use the glasses and the brief case. You will use the
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fidora. You drop your fiend off with your other friend who looks like a
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body-guard and at the establishment at the front door. While your looking
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for a parking place they are in there looking for a place to sit. The dude
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with the case should sit and the body-guard should stand next to him and
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be constantly looking around. While the dude with the case is looking
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around and glancing at his watch every minute. Once you have a parking
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place go in threw the back door and walk around looking for you friends.
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He nods very big at the case dude and your friends with the case leave it
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there and you go pick it up. The security guard is going bananas while
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your doing this. And then you all leave. Make sure you have nothing
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illegal in the brief case or you could get busted. That is major fun! I do
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it about every week-end.
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Until next time...."Reap some havoc!"
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: The Brigadier and Bothersome Gnat :
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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