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This is a transcript from everyone's favorite talk show : "Talk Back - with
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Bob Larson".
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On this date (i have no idea... i think it was in May) Bob was "discussing"
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the dangers of pot. And everybody's favorite Sysop - the Sorcerer (Ryan)
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(of the Necropolis 216-966-8970) decided to call in and share his POV with
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Bob...
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Bob - I got Ryan on the line in Canton, Ohio.
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Ryan - Hello there, Bob.
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Bob - Ryan!
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Ryan - Hi.
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Bob - What's on your mind, Ryan?
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Ryan - Well, you know how you're all concerned about Clinton's Big Government,
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Big Brother, Megastate, or whatever now?
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Bob - Yeah.
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Ryan - Well, I think that you're upholding one of the basic strongholds of
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Big Government today.
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Bob - Really.
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Ryan - Illegalization of pot.
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Bob - What?!
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Ryan - Making pot illegal is an infringement on individual rights.
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Bob - It's an infringement?
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Ryan - Yeah.
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Bob - Did it ever occur to you, sir, does this drug induced society that
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you want to promote is an infringement upon the freedoms of the
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rest of us who when we ...
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Ryan - Oh no, no...
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Bob - No, no. Listen to me, listen to me, Ryan! Who when we drive
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down a highway...
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Ryan -Yeah.
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Bob - Would like to do so FREE...
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Ryan - mm, hmm..
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Bob - ... from the fear ...
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Ryan - Yeah.
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Bob- ... that some idiot behind the wheel of the car headed toward us
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on that two lane country road didn't smoke a joint before he got behind
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the wheel and isn't smoking one while he's driving.
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Ryan - Oh well....
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Bob- ... the rest of us god-fearing americans would like to be free from ...
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Ryan - If you would...
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Bob - the foul-mouth rappers who are encouraging crime in the street, and
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popolding (?) an image of some gold-medal draped... rapper who
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can't put two sentences together intelligently with a marijuana leaf
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in his cap, being a role-model for the youth of the inner-city.. we'd
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like to be free from that!
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Ryan - Well in that case, let's make, let's make tobacco illegal, let's make
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alcohol illegal, in fact let's make Gatorade illegal, because if
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you drink to much of that it'll make you irresponsible on the road.
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The fact is, that...
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Bob - Well obviously, obviously.
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Ryan - The use of marijuana is not the problem. The irresponsible use of
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marijuana is what causes people to be reckless on the road.
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Bob- Sir.
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Ryan - And your facts are just horrible.
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Bob - Sir.
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Ryan - The 70% child abuse?
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Bob - Sir, sir.
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Ryan - It's 60%... it's too high.
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Bob - (he had been saying "sir" about twenty times while Ryan was trying
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to make a point) Obviously, obviously, obviously...
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Ryan - It's a lie.
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Bob - It's obviously with what you're saying, that lack of intelligent
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rhetoric behind it. You've had too much Gatorade and we
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shouldn't talk anymore... i've got Rich on the line in Denver....
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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