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Airlines
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Did an airline ever lose your luggage?
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Arrange to have a friend meet you at the terminal gate when you deplane.
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Give your friend your baggage claim checks and have him/her retrieve your bags
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from the carousel, then leave the baggage area with your bags. Before your
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friend leaves the airport with your luggage, be sure to get your claim checks
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back. Then, you saunter over to the baggage area, spend half an hour waiting
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for your bags. Ask some clerks for help, then report your "missing" luggage,
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showing your claim checks as proof. Very few flights ever have a clerk
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actually check the baggage and collect claim checks. It's foolish, but they
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don't. Make a polite, but firm scene and demand satisfaction. Normally, the
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airline people will have you fill out a form and they will attempt to find
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your luggage. Obviously, they won't find it. Bug them some...write them
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letters. Soon, you should get a good settlement from the airline. Don't try
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to pull this one on the same airline more than once!
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Leaving the airlines and aiming for the individual mark, you can do a lot of
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personal damage. For instance, if you find your mark is going to use airline
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travel, you could call and cancel the reservations.
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You might try to slip a couple rounds of pistol ammunition or a switchblade
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in to your mark's pocket just before he goes through the metal detector at the
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airport terminal. You could also slip some drugs into his pocket at the same
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time. Read a book on pick pocketing to note the technique for doing this.
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It's quite easy. Leave accurate-looking, but totally bogus hijack scenario
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plans, bomb diagrams, or orders of battle for terrorist attacks in airport
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bars and restrooms. This fires up both the rent-a-cops and the real security
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people. The security delays and resultant hassles with passengers create
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unhappy people who are angry at airports and airlines. Naturally, the blame
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for these plans must focus on your mark. If he has really been bugging you
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it's about time to get even! |