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Animals
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If your mark is an oily cuss with a credibility problem you should easily
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pull off this stunt. It involves a cop, reporters, SPCA folks and some farm
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animals. Call the police and tell them you know about a cock or dog fight
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that's being held at your mark's home. Explain that you have no morals
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against animal fighting but you lost big money there last time and think the
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fights are fixed. Next call your mark and report to him that some people
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are holding dog or cock fights on his property. Call the reporters and SPCA
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and tell them all about the fight. Mention that your mark and the cops have
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a payoff relationship. Give everyone the same general arrival time, never be
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too specific. Hopefully, all will sort of show up at the same time. You might
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manipulate things so the press and animal lovers show up first. Even if a
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real story doesn't develop, you have scattered some strong seeds of distrust.
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If you want a stronger story, find a dead dog on the road or something and
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plant it near by and tell the reporters and SPCA where to find the evidence.
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It will be fun to hear your mark and the cops talk about everything to the
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reporters.
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Dead animals are very useful. Wait until your mark goes on a trip and will
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be leaving his car or house empty for several days. Get into the car
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or house and stuff very large and very dead animals everywhere. Your mark will
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probably have to sell his car and fumigate his house when he returns.
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If you are bothered by big dogs chasing you just take a good quality
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plastic water pistol and fill it with freshly squeezed lemon juice. Shoot
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the furball right in the eyes and it'll soon stop the canine harassment.
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