70 lines
3.6 KiB
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70 lines
3.6 KiB
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=== The Slaughter House BBS/AE -- 312-395-816 -- 10 megs ===
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E P P E
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M I B I M
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D R AppleCore R D
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Y A A Y
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E Adam Bomb E
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S S
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Present...
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|Fun With Locusts!|
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It's that time again, people, when all the locusts come out once more to
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wreak havoc in your backyard. They get in your trees, your clothes, your hair,
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and your baby sister actually wants to play with these things! What fun is
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there in a bug who can barely fly? That's what this file is all about....
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Those nice crunchy shells that tend to be left behind are very nice. Make a
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large pile of them in your yard. Pull out the lawnmower and have at it! If
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someone asks what the hell you're doing, just say you were mowing the lawn.
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live locusts can also be put in place ofthe shells. That's a lot of fun!
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Ok, you've seen a lot of live ones in your tree branches. Take a stick
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that's about 2-3 foot long and not too wide. A baseball bat can also be used,
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however, it's a little bit harder to swing than that stick. Ok, there are at
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least 3 things to do! Have at all those shells on the leaves! Same thing goes
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for live locusts..contrary to belief, thy don't attack, so don't worry. You
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can also sharpen your batting skills with locusts by grabbing one by its wing,
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tossing it up, and spraying its guts everywhere with a good swing! This is not
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something to do in front of your little sister because of two things: If your
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mom finds out, you'll get into trouble ad the "blood" will get all over your
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sister and you'll end up giving her a bath...not too good.
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If you're not too violent you can have fun making the "ground-huggers" fly.
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Grab one by its wing, and toss it up in the middle of the street somewhere. If
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it doesn't fly away, it'll either glide down and grind it's face into the curb
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or street, or it'll just drop, in which case it'll grind on it's face anyway.
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The funny part about this is watching them bounce when they try to land... And
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remember, they can't see worth shit, so if they do fly away, they'll probably
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end up splattered into a tree or a car wndshield.
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Another thing you might want to do is find a large rock and lift it up.
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Usually, there will be the classical locust holes underneath. Sometimes, you
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might get as luck as to see the young ones outside of the holes. So, take a
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screwdriver (a long one preferably) and tab those suckers! If one goes down
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into its hole, reach in with the screwdrver! This might be classified as a
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"Bug Hunt".
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After you've exterminated your neighborhood of locusts, call these killer
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"301" boards:
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Weatherstation.......661-9355...BBSAE...300/1200........1.5 megs
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Razor's Edge.........561-6161...BBSAE...300/1200/2400...20 megs
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As of May 27th, Terminal Obsession will be changing its number to 525-9978.
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"Please make a note of it."
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Emdy Pirates... Kill 'em or thrash 'em!"
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