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Fuck'em.....
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* THE SUPER FUCK EM UP FOR ASSHOLES AT WORK *
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Have you ever been fucked by someone at work ?
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Has some one at work ever told you boss about this great thing
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they did, ONLY you the one who really did it ?
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Have you ever had a person at work just totally fuck with you
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to know end ?
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Now do you want to FUCK'EM back ? And not get caught doing it ?
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Here's some real bad things to do to people that will make them
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look like total assholes in your boss's eyes.
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F U C K ' E M - O N E
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This one is bad news for assholes who don't do back-ups on there
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computers at work, but it is also effective as just an
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inconvenience.
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Do this early in the week like on a Monday.. First make positively
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absolutely on one see's you on or near or even in the area of the
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asshole's PC..
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Now remember what application the Asshole's PC is in (Like Wordstar
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2000 most assholes use this) now go to the "C:" prompt or go to
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the DOS directory (Most assholes put there DOS in the root) but
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then theirs always the chance someone with intelligents set-up the
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asshole hard disk and made a DOS directory.
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Now type FDISK. A menu will appear chose the one that says DELETE
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A DOS PARTITION this is number 3 in dos 3.3. Now remove all the
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DOS partitions and push ESC to exit out of the program ** CAUTION
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** must be exercised here go slowly.
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When you see PUSH Ctrl+ALT and DEL to reboot the system DON'T
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Instead PUSH Ctrl+C. hehe
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This will exit the program without rebooting the system ! Now
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jump back in to the ASSHOLE's application that he was using like
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Wordstar 2000, Put his system back just like he left it.
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From this point on his computer is a time bomb, every thing will
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work normally, normally at least until he dose a warmboot or a
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reset then hehe that "NO BOOT DEVICE" will be glaring at him !
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O shit you here him say, He now boots up VIA floppy and try's to
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jump on to C:, now his computer reports "Invalid drive
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specification", in desperation he will try Nortons, PCtools and
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even call for help HAHAHAHAHA no luck ! that data is gone forever.
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Now for the best part watch him tell your boss he just lost all
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that work.... WHAT AN ASSHOLE! DON'T YOU BACK UP YOUR SYSTEM
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F U C K ' E M - T W O
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When the ASSHOLE go's to lunch or what ever boot up a game on his
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system that make hell'a noise. When his boss goes to check it out
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he will find out that the asshole is playing games on his pc
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instead of doing his work.. Use a program like waituntil to
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execute the game so your not around when it starts.
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Better yet make a directory called GAMES and copy hell'a games out
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there. so his boss will see'em all. Make sure to use one of those
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games that you have to reboot the PC to get out of it.
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F U C K ' E M - T H R E E
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Install some commercial software on the assholes PC like Wordstar,
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Lotus or any other big name. These companies normally have a
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phone number you can call to rat off on someone using there
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software without an licence, I've seen it happen there will be
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hell'a shit to pay **** WARNING **** this could cost the company
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some $$$$.
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F U C K ' E M - F O U R
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Make a directory like ALT+255 (the extended Alt keyboard char.
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set) this will make a blank space.
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Now do an XCOPY C:\ C:\"ALT+255"/s/e. this will fill up his hard
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drive so he won't be able to save anything.
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This is good as long as the asshole doesn't know anything about dos
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or doesn't use anything like nortons.
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Make doing back-ups take hella long too !
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Sure these aren't anything spectacular but they are effective !
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and remember..................
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If you got an ASSHOLE TO DEAL WITH don't get mad....
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F U C K ' E M ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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>>>>> The She Devil <<<<<<
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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