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THE TERRORIST HANDBOOK
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(the short, short version)
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(In six easy steps)
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1. Get a bomb (preferably one with a timer).
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2. Place bomb in a well populated area.
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3. Threaten them.
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4. Demand money, power, whatever floats your boat.
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5. If they don't meet your demands, blow them up.
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6. If they meet your demnads, Ehh..Blow them up anyway.
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These will assure you a successful life as a terrorist,
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although if you keep blowing them up even if they pay,
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they might just stop paying. Then that's when you retire,
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and sell encyclopedias.
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By: The Flying Yellow Spaniard & Stupid Irishman.
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