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Ý Ý A Þ°
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Ý The Best Way To Die Ý Þ°
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Ý (if ya HAD too, eh?) A ßßßßß°
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Ý Written By: Sir Death & Doctor Murdock Distribution Þ°
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Ý Þ (I think we wuz loaded....) - RoR - Þ°
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°°°The°Pirates'°Hollow°-°415/236/2371°°The°Electric°Pub°-°415/236/4380°°°°
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Note: This is a message posted on the Pirates Hollow when me and Death were
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discusing the best way we would like to die. We're not saying that we want to
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die or that you should go do this today....it's just that we we talking about
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the best way TO die if we had a choice. Lalala....have a Beer!
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Doctor Murdock #1
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1:03 pm Sun Feb 12, 1989
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Ok, here it is in a nutshell....
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1. Fast Car = Dodge Daytona or 427 AC Cobra.
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2. Leather = Nice smelling Black Leather jacket. Brand New.
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3. Rock & Roll = Rock 'N Roll! AC-DC Highway To Hell or
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Led Zeppelin "Communication Breakdown"
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4. Drugs = Shrooms, Acid, some kind of Hallucinagenic drug.
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5. Sex = Any girl of your dreams on the noted drug above.
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(My personal choice would be Samantha Fox or Laruie from my Psych class.
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Sitting in my lap while I drive, eh hoser?)
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6. Fire & Death = The object here is to get as much speed and
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velocity as possible so your car could actually puncture a Chevron Oil Tank.
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Instructions : Now once you've gathered these few items (actually NOT that
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hard...at all.). You then prepare...Put on your leather jacket. Get in your
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car of choice (shown above, forget the seatbelt, eh?). Put in the AC/DC tape
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and crank it up to the point that the woofers are almost ripping apart from
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the bass. And your ears are starting to trickle drops of blood. Take several
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hits/lines/tabs/peices of your chosen drug, wait a few for it to take a nice
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effect. By this time your girl should have been ready (women, eh?). So have
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her get in the car...I'll leave the sexual position up to you. So get in that
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position. Now comes the interesting part. I assumed that you've had your route
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all planned by now...into some Oil Tank. Ok, start driving/having sex (same
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time) and you will begin to pick up speed/orgasm. Is the music cutting through
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your skull, slowly but surely? Good. Now you see the Tank in sight. Your up to
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112mph. Your girl is screaming as she comes to another orgasm. The Tank is
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getting closer by the second! "HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!" Screams through
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your speakers, through your ears and eats away at your brain!!!! 212 miles per
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hour!!! The Tank is almost here!!! You see a green 747 fly through your
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girlfriends head (drugs do that eh?). 245 (only in the Daytona can this speed
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be possible). The Tank is here.....
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Conclusion : You hit the tank at such a velocity that you make it about
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half way into the tank before it explodes. So your right in the middle of a
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huge flaming inferno. You and your girl come/cum at the same time. The radio
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goes, "Hiiiiiighway to He......."...cut off by explosion. At this point you
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are dead. But your still wondering if your alive (drugs again). I can't tell
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you what happens next....because I've never died. I hope this help you. This
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should make "DEATH" alot easier to handle if you think of dying in this way.
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We've hope you enjoyed this.
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Written and Composed by,
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SIR DEATH & DOCTOR MURDOCK
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Call these other fine boards.....
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-= The Legion Outpost.........................................415/521/7413 =-
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-= C.A.M.E.L.O.T..............................................415/887/0983 =-
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-= RAT HEAD...................................................415/524/3649 =-
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-= International House Of Leeches.............................415/527/9444 =-
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-= Lunatic Labs...............................................213/655/0691 =-
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