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** "FUCK ** P/H/A Presents... ** "WE DON'T **
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* * * *
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* * The Art of Coning * *
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* THA * * GIVE A *
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* * Written by: * *
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* * Dark Helmet * *
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* POLICE!" * Special Thanx to: * PHUCK!" *
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** ** Phreakers/Hackers/Anarchists ** **
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*** -NWA *** P/H/A Phile #3 *** -PHA ***
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\ This phile writting on 03/28/90 about 3:00pm PST. /
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DISCLAIMER: If you get caught by the cops, I pity you! You suck if you
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get caught by the cops. I'm not responsible for a fuckin'
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thing you do with this fuckin' text phile, so do whatever the
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fuck you want with it. Smoke it or whatever makes you happy.
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INTRODUCTION:
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This method of destruction/phun/fucking something up, was first
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conceived by myself, Doctor Dissector and Killer Korean. We found it very
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stimulating. It gave us something to do on that Friday night when no one
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was out. It is especially useful against cops! It can be used to
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throughly mess someone's car up or just to make them swerve and eat shit on
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the side of the road. Now onto the preparation.
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PREPARATION:
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This is a list of the things you will probably need to have a
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successful coning adventure.
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Car - Preferably a FAST car, in case you need to get rid of a cop
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if the need arises. Also, it should have a big back seat.
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Phreaks - 3 minimum, 4 maximum for best results.
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Balls - You'll need a little bit of courage to huck the fuckers.
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Cones - A nearby constuction site should supply ample amount of cones
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for your expedition. I'll explain the 2 types later.
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Knife - To cut the reflectors off the cones.
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Cassette - With Mission: Impossible music on it. Adds to the action.
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These things are what you will need to pull this off right. You WILL need
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all of them except the Cassette is optional.
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There are 2 types of cones. The first kind (Fig. 1) are good if you
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just want to mess around. They are small, compact, and you can get about
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20 in a car. The second type (Fig. 2) are good for really fucking someone
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up. These can really cause someone to eat shit or fly off a cliff or
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something awesome like that. The second type is used for optimal results.
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Fig. 1 Fig. 2
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## = Reflector
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PROCEDURE:
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After you have found your supply of cones, grab as many as you can.
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Then find a very dark street with lots of curves on it. A really good
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street would be one that people drive fast on and is really dark all the
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time. Put the cone right in the dark, right on the curve, or just after
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the curve. After your trap is set, turn around and go back and park
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somewhere dark where no one will suspect you of putting that cone there.
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Turn off your lights (make sure you don't have your brake lights on either)
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and wait for someone to go by. DON'T take off as soon as you see someone
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go by. Wait until they are a little ways down the road. Then take off
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slowly and just follow them. Watch them eat shit or swerve or whatever
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they do. Make sure you don't hit it yourself when you go by it.
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Plant a few somewhere and then go around and do something. Then come
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back later and see what you have done. Check for skid marks. See if the
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cone came apart. See if the cone is gone! If you see any of those, your
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mission was accomplished!
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Cops, the enemy, are the best to cone. This will really get your
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adrenalin flowing. If you are being chased by a cop (for whatever reason,
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speeding, reckless driving, whatever), cone him! Make sure the cone you
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throw out is the LAST cone you have, because if he doesn't see you throw it
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and then he does pull you over, you don't have 6 cones in your car. If you
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are successful, he will hit the cone and either slow down for you to get
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away, or eat shit and die. Either one will work quite effectively.
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That's about all there is to it. Just make sure you don't get caught,
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because you will probably get arrested for having cones, stealing the
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cones, and perhaps speeding, reckless driving, and anything else the pig
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can make up.
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CONCLUSION:
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Coning can be an excellent way to brighten up a boring Friday night.
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Coning cops can prove most effective if you don't want another ticket, or
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just don't want any at all. In P/H/A's experiences we have found that the
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second type of cones (Fig. 2) are the best ones to use. They are big,
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heavy and would do some mass damage if they were hit right. The first type
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of cone (Fig. 1) prove very effective against your friends or just to screw
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around. The big boys play with the second type though. So, don't get
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caught and have a blast!
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*-*-*-*-This phile was written by Dark Helmet on 03/28/90-*-*-*-*
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CLOSING COMMENTS:
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Greets to...cDc, NARC, CHiNA, ex-PPP members, and all coners out there.
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HAHAHA to...the cop P/H/A coned a week ago, all the people that hit the
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others we planted that night, Wizdom (you lag dude), and all
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the lamerz that wish they had balls enough to cone someone.
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P/H/A are...Doctor Dissector, Dark Helmet, Killer Korean, and Anonymous
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Anarchist.
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P/H/A Nodes: Insidious Infuzion - P/H/A HQ - SysOp: Doctor Dissector
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Internal Stack III - P/H/A #2 - SysOp: Dark Helmet
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(c)1990 by Dark Helmet & P/H/A, You may distribute this phile freely as
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long as it is kept in it's original
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un-altered form.
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P/H/A Phile #3.
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