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2.8 KiB
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76 lines
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* HOW TO HAVE PHUN WITH *
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* SOMEONE ELSES CAR. *
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* ANOTHER DESTUCTION FILE BY.... *
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* LONG JOHN SILVER *
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HOW TO HAVE PHUN WITH SOMEONE ELSES CAR. IF YOU REALLY DETEST
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SOMEONE, AND I MEAN DETEST.....(HATE) HERES A FEW TIPS ON WHAT
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TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME....
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MOVE THE WINDSHIELD WIPER BLADES, AND INSERT AND GLUE TACKS.
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THE TACKS MAKE LOVELY DESIGNS......
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IF YOUR "FRIEND" GOES TO SCHOOL WITH YOU. JUST BEFORE HE COMES
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OUT TO LEAVE SCHOOL. LIGHT A LIGHTER ALL THE WAY. THEN PUT IT
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DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH HIS CAR DOOR HANDLE. WAIT......LEAVE....
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...LISTEN....WHEN YOU HEAR A LOUD " S H I T ! ! !" YOU KNOW
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HE MADE IT TO HIS CAR IN TIME......
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REMOVE THE MUFFLER AND POUR APROX. 1 CUP OF GAS IN IT.....
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MUFFLER BACK, THEN WAIT TILL THEIR CAR STARTS.....
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THEN YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE LIGHTER....1 30 FOOT CIGARETTE LIGHTER.....
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THIS ONE IS SIMPLE EFFECTIVE, ANY FOOL CAN DO IT.......
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REMOVE THE TOP AIR FILTER.
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THATS IT!!!!! OR A OLDE BUT GOODIE, SUGAR IN THE GAS TANK.
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STUFF RAGS SOAKED IN GAS UP THE EXHAUST PIPE....
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THEN YOU WONDER WHY YOUR "FRIEND" HAS TROUBLE WITH HIS/HER LUNGS...
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HERES ONE THAT TAKES TIME AND *MANY* FRIENDS.....
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HIS/HER CAR THEN BREAK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND REASSEMBLE
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IT, IN THEIR LIVING OR BEDROOM.
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PHUN EH?
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IF YOUR INTO ENGINES, SAY EENI MINE MOE AND POINT TO SOMETHING
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AND REMOVE IT.....
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THEY WONDER WHY SOMETHING DOESN'T WORK...
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THERE ARE SO MANY OTHERS, BUT THE REAL GOOD JUICY ONES COME
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BY THINKING HARD..........
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AVE PHUN, I AM SURE YOU WILL....
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LONG JOHN SILVER
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THE 7 SEAS PIRATE
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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