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: More Niffty Ideas For When Your Bored
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: Night Scout
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Dealing with Bitches
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Call up a girl whose a real bitch and make sure her parents answer. Then
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talking very nervously explain to her parent that you and her daughter had a
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relationship and it ended when you got her pregnant and that your really
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sorry then hang up. Some kids did this to this girl I know and her mother
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grounded her ass. Now she isn't allowed to answer the phone if there is a
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boy on the other end.
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Lawn Fun
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Get hold of a lawn fertilizer, fill it with salt and spread across some
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pecker's lawn. About 2 months later, no lawn.
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Obstacles
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If the mark is very private and lives in a house where the garage is part of
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the house and they own one of those garage door openers. Place things in
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front of the doors so when they back out, they go right over it. Me and a
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friend took this guys love chair and put one leg of it in the handle of the
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garage door. The next morning it busted his garage door opener and he
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couldn't get his car out so he had to take a taxi to work.
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Parked Cars
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Get a couple of car jacks and place them under a car right under the axle then
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raise it so that the wheel is just off the ground.
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Porch Raiders
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Go to some ones house with a couple of friends all armed with eggs, ring the
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door bell and when someone comes to the door throw the eggs!
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Gardens
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Now that it is spring people are starting to plant fruits and vegtables, when
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they are ripe have a feast or take some veggies and do Porch Raiders
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subsituding the eggs for their crop!
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Getting Caught
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No one wants to but stuff like this is easy to start but hard to stop. Always
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carry something so that if someone comes up you have a chance. I carry a
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substance that is corrosive to the eyes. If you are unfortunate enough to get
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caught everyone gang up on the person and beat the shit out of them.
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Cookouts
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Find a cookout and go up and say "Hi, food almost done?" Basically invite
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yourself to everything. If done the right way the people will be totally
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baffeled! Or if there is one at night and no one outside around the grill go
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and take all the food!
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