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The BOM Squad proudly presents
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"Gross Revenge Tactics Part 1"
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"The Shit Bomb!"
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written by:
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Mr. Sandman
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There are all kinds of ways to make really gross things to get even
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with people. The first one I am going to discuss is the Shit bomb!
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There are many types of bombs you can make with shit. All are really
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disgusting but are a great way to gross out some prick you don't like.
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The first one I will tell you about is simple but sweet. You've probably
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heard of it but in case you haven't here is what you do. Wait until night
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and get yourself a paper bag. Fill up this bag with shit. Grab some matches
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or a lighter. Now go to the frontdoor of the persons house and set the bag
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down on his front steps. Take your lighter and light the bag on fire. Now
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ring the doorbell a bunch of times and run like hell to a place where you
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can hide. When the person opens the door and sees the fire he will most
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likely stamp it out and discover the little surprise you filles the bag
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with all over his shoe.
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Here is another good method which is much more gross. However you
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will need access to the persons house. This works best in a college dorm.
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Get a plastic bag and fill it up with a bunch of shit. Now take a working
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lightbulb and gently break or remove the glass without breaking the
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filament. Get an M-80 and an extralong fuse. Attach the fuse to the M-80.
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Put the M-80 in the bag of shit. Now attach the other end of the wick to the
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lightbulb filament. Here is where the fun begins. Grab yourself some duct
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tape and then go into the persons room or house. Remove the lightbulb out of
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a reading lamp where they sit or an overhead light and replce it with your
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filament. Now take the duct tape and tape the bag of shitt to the ceiling
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or the inside of the lamp. Then get the hell out of there. When the person
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turns the light on the filament will get hot enough to ignite the fuse of
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the M-80. When the M-80 goes off shit will fly all over the place and
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hopefully on your victim. Also, this method can also be done with a bag
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of stale urine. Just don't put the M-80 into the bag. Tape it to the
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outside of it.
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Look for more info like this later from the BOM Squad in upcoming
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files. If you have some gross revenge methods then type them up and
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consider joining our group. I can be contacted the Citadel of Raven
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or my own board The Garden of Souls.
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