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86 lines
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How to Break In to a House
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By: Jim Meeker
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The Police Station
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612-934-4880
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Okay You Need:
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1. Tear Gas or Mace
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2. A BB/Pelet Gun
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3. An Ice Pick
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4. Thick Gloves
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What You Do Is:
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1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell, To find out if
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they're home.
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2. If they're not home then...
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3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).
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--More--(46%)
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4. If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.
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5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!
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6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.
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7. Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun).
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8. Enter window.
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9. FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!).
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10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case. Put the goodies in
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the pillow case.
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11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>
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Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
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Radios, Ect.,Ect.). Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
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neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->.
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The PIRATES HOLLOW 415-236-2371 ;(
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Distributed in part by:
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Skeleton Crue 415-376-8060 located out of Moraga, California.
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!!Get on the band wagon before it RUNS YOU DOWN!!
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Headquarters for Computer Hackers and Anarchists to Overthrow the State
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(CH&AOS)
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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