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The Anarchists Toolkit
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by Black Dragon
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In order to shorten time and heighten destructive powers, here is a
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comprehensive guide to house-wrapping/yard-destruction.
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Materials Needed
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1 duffel bag
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1 pair black clothing
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2 bottles of Karo corn syrup
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1 pair wire cutters
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1 tube of super glue
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1-1000 rolls of toilet paper
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4 newspapers, shredded
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1-4 cans of shaving cream
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1 knife - preferably a dagger
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1 can of Holiday Fogger (or other brand)
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1 pair of hedge trimmers (non-electric)
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1 box of Sun Light brand dishwasher detergent
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1-12 eggs
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1 siphon
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??? as much leftover shampoo, liquid soap, etc. as can be found
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1 homemade rocket-launcher
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The Duffel Bag : $5
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Preferably cheap and big. Used to carry all equipment except for
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the following :
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wire cutters
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super glue
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knife
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rocket launcher
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The above are to be carried at all times. You see, in this way, the
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first three items can be kept on the person (pockets, sheath), and
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the rocket launcher can be carried over 1 shoulder. The bag is
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carried in the other hand.
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The Clothes : $20
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On sale, dark blue jeans and a black jacket can be found, or most
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probably, you already have them. Shoes, I have found, do not matter,
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but a dark shirt is also desirable to keep the heat down from the
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jacket. Gloves are of use as well.
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The Corn Syrup : $1 per bottle
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Dump one in the gas tank and pour one all over any cars. It's awe-
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some. Please BEWARE! This causes major damage to transmission and is
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a felony if you get caught. Also, on my most recent outing, I was al-
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most caught and had to run with the shit open in my hand. Do NOT do
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this! It will spill all over you and fuck you over. I had to get
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my leather jacket cleaned for that - $35.
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The Wire Cutters : $1
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Cut the cable, electricity, and/or telephone lines as well as the
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antennae of any automibiles.
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The Super Glue : $1.30 for two tubes
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Squeeze into locks and door handles, etc. Don't get this shit in your
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eyes or hair, like my freind did. And remember to puncture the little
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aluminum thing inside first.
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The Toilet Paper : $1 for 4 rolls
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Duh...wrap trees, but DO NOT spend too much time with this. It's
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really boring and not too much of a hassle to clean.
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The Newspaper : $.25 per issue
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Shred it up and throw it into the yard. This should be kept in a
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seperate bag for minumum time. It looks awesome but takes forever
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to do and sometimes isn't worth the effort.
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The Shaving Cream : $.90 per can
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Spray in mailbox, on house, on car, anywhere. I also recommend knock-
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ing the mailbox down if you don't make too much noise.
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The Knife : $10 for a good dagger
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For protection against the homeowner and for tire-slashing.
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The Fogger : $2.50
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Start it up and throw it through a window (at the end). This is
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explained in further detail in an earlier file of mine...but I
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don't know what it was called.
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The Hedge-Trimmers : $10?
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Give the people some free landscaping. It's fun, it's easy, but
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it makes noise. This is hilarious and can be real exciting, but the
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owner may just hear it!
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The Detergent : $2?
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Pour onto the lawn, it kills the grass. Write messages if wanted.
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The Eggs : $1 for 12
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Egg the house, car, or anything else.
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The Siphon : $3.50
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Take the gas while you're there! If there are garbage cans around you
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can get the gas and pour it on the lawn for more killing power.
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The Leftovers : Free
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Pour on or around the front door and windows. Can make a big mess.
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The Rocket-Launcher : $20-$30
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Blow out a window or blow up a person. Note : HERE ARE THE PLANS FOR
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A ONE-TIME-USAGE ROCKET LAUNCHER, WHICH DEFINATELY HAS THE POWER TO
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KILL SOMEONE.
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First, get a long board, 29" long, 4" wide, and 1/2" thick. Then get
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a 21" long, 4 1/2" diameter pipe with 1 cap. Get a strip of stick-on
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Velcro. Now, buy an Estes model rocket kit that includes a control-
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ler, blast plate, and launch pole. Construct the controller (this
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is really very simple). Drill a hole in the cap big enough for the
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wires from the controller to fit through. Now, super glue the small,
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6-sided plastic base to the center of the inside of the cap. Put the
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launch rod into the base and the blast plate on the launch rod. Glue
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of weld the plate on. Also, drill a hole through the plate for the
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wires, or leave roomm around the edge for the wires to go. Now, nail
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or glue the pipe to the board and apply one side of the Velcro to the
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board piece behind that. Put the rest of the Velcro on the underside
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of the controller. Nail/glue a handle of some sort to the end of the
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board. Here's what it shold look like :
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w -------------------------------
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i/ -----------|-\ |
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r| |-------- | | pipe |
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key e|c| \_|_|_________________________ launch rod
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_________|____s/ a| base / | clips |
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/launch con- | p|-------- | |
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\troller | |bl. plate-| rocket goes here |
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---------Velcro--------------------------------------
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| board |
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Now, construct a rocket and glue the nose cone on. This will cause
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the rocket to blow up when the ejection charge goes off. Do not
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put on the fins! I know this makes it very unstable, but the rocket
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just isnt going to fit if you have them! I suggest testing this
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with a mosquito rocket with the smallest engine, firing with the
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controller in you hand and the wires stretched out. Also, use
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only one piece of the launch rod, or else it will be too long.
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Now, to set it up, remove the cap, which should come out with the
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base and launch rod, and put a readied rocket onto the rod. Hook
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up the clips to the ignitor and put the launcher back together. Now,
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remove the controller and stand back. Test fire it at something solid
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once, and once into the air. Also, sequential launchers may be
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constructed with 2 controllers, for 2 use rockets, but they have to
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be fired in order of which rocket was put on last! Have fun with this
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item.
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Remember, as Justin Wilson always says, "You'll have your enjoys, I
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gaar-on-tee!" |