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{} Anarchy and You- }
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{} A guide on hom anarchy can really benifit you,directly..... }
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{} Written by:Demon Slayer }
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{} Special thanks to:Disk Demon with whom we have devised and used these }
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{} methods and had a hell of a lot of fun using them all!! }
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{} NOTE:This isn't one of those bullshit files where you sit and watch them }
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{} sayin:'Yeah bullshit they did that! and if they did,i wont!' }
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{} These are things just about anyone with a reasonable amount of guts, }
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{} brains,and a bit of ability to bullshit somebody,can do easily }
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{} and not need that many special materials to use these techniques(and if }
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{} they are required,we'll tell you some easy ways of obtaining 'em) }
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{} ok,enough of the intro,let's get a move on.... }
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Method 1) Yeah,there's this loser that you really hate,and you just happen to
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have his home phone # and address...Well,those two pieces of info are very
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important and will make the difference in whether this file will work for you
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or not...So you now have the info(I am assuming you have gotten it already)
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Ah,now the fun will begin...Here are some things,tryed out by myself,and they
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are VERY effective! No shit!
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A)Ok you will need some music magazines(c'mon you've gotta have a few around
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the house!) and access to a xerox machine..How do i get access to a xerox
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machine you say? Well,your school has one,now,doesn't it...Now,what to do..
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Take the music magazines(circus,hit parader,kerrang,any will do) and leaf
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through them...cut out logos and pictures of groups..Cut them out neatly so
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it looks professional..Yeah,now,assemble the logos and pics into a nice layout.
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Now,think of a name for your "concert"...you've got all these metal group
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logos so bill it that all those groups are playing on one night..Then type,
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or write in(remember this MUST look professional) somethin like this:
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So,if you want tickets to "(name of your fake concert)" contac:
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(loser's real name,1st and last)
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at:(loser's phone number)
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or write him at:
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(loser's address)
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Now,print up a few hundred(at least) and go around posting them up all over.
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This has been done and is a kick-ass,sure fire method...
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2)Well,you could go to a place with complaint forms,and fill out his name,
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# and address,ragging the shit out of whatever place you got the form from..
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They will usually get back to the loser and not be very friendly...
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3)You could put his name on every mailing list possible,write for free samples
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of stuff in his name,etc. I find this to be a boring and repetitive method,
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use only as a last resort.
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Method 2:Ya only got his phone number huh? Oh,well,we can have fun with this
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too...
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1)War-dial it for a few days.
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2)Distribute it as a phone sex line
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3)Yeah,the dude's opening up a 50 meg bbs/cf/ae! yeah!! Really? Sure....
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4)Think of your own,I mean,if you cant be creative,then dont bother at all...
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Method 3:Dammit! Just the address 'eh? Let's see what we have here..
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1)Does the pizzaria deliver at 2:00 am? Of course it does!
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2)So does car-services and limosine services!
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3)Post an ad for a gay men group therapy session on the back page of the
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Village Voice(didnt do this one yet but it is a definate next prank)
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giving the losers address..
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4)Ya know those commercials that sell cash on delivery items like:craftmatic
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adjustible bed,imitation gold necklace,phony diamond earrings,and other such
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lovelys,and then they give you an 800 number to call and order..Sure ya do..
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Order them a shit load of any item you see...accumulate a list whenever you
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watch T.V. and then when the time comes,bring out the list,and give the loser
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a years supply of Ronco products and all that other shit...works every time!
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Ok well thats about it for the first edition of Anarchy and You...look for
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more editions cause im always making up more of these things...go out and
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have a ball..Hope ya enjoyed it because i loved doin them...
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