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* * * * * * !>lack Hand Society * * * * * *
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* * * * * ------------------- * * * * *
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* * * * * * in association with * * * * * *
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Metal Communications and The Neon Knights
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present
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-=- THE ANARCHY MANUAL -=-
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-=- volume one -=-
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The Anarchy Manual
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Written by: Jonin Meka of
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The Black Hand Society
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Section One: The essence of terrorism
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Welcome ! In the following text I will attempt to explain to you
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the way of Anarchy and how to be an Anarchist. One major section
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of Anarchy is terrorism. Terrorism is to me the best thing ever
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to grace man's path. Personally I love terrorism because- well
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the reason is because I really hate strangers. Sometimes I'll
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decide to blow someone's car or house or even the person all
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together just because they don't look right. But now back to
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terrorism: Terrorism defined as "mass-organized ruthlessness" and
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a terrorist is defined as "one who rules by terror." Both of
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these descriptions are fairly accurate but to me terrorism is the
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hatred of all good, organization, love, and anything liked by
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normal morons who live in our disguting society we all call
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free ! Therefor terrorism is the destruction of society. I love
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that ! To be a terrorist you must have this attitude ! Don't read
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any farther unless you are a terrorist. Well, now the we all have
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the understanding of terrorism we can begin. Note- you don't have
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to have killed to be a terrorist. Just be sure you love love to
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cause terror !!!
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Section Two: Simple Terrorism
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Welcome again ! Before I write anymore I must tell you that the
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reason I am writing this manual is because I wish to spread
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terroristic ideals and ideas. Also I wish to tell you that Black
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Hand Society rules. Well, on with it. The following are some of
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my own little goodies that I like to do once in a while. One more
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thing- this manual does not explain how to make destruction
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devices or any of that kind of stuff. And finally one more thing-
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I find experimentation is best when trying to terrorise someone
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or something. Here we go !
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section two point one: ding dong ditch
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Ding dong ditch (DDD) is probably one of the simplest forms of
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terrorism known. It is played by millions and is also the check
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point for a future terrorist. What I mean is that we a kid first
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plays DDD he sub-conscously decides if he will be a terrorist. I
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still love to play this game but I add little things here and
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there like ringing the dorr bell,running,and then shooting the
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moron who answers with a BB gun or with a rock shot with a wrist
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rocket. Other things are possible too such as ringing the
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dorrbell, and not running. This takes great courage and I find it
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stupid but extremely funny ! Like the time my friend rang some
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morons doorbell then pretended to be selling....well shall I say
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sexual protection for both men and women. There was one problem
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with this though- while my friend was talking I couldn't stop
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cracking my head off ! So finally when the moron decided to (I
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can't belive this happened) buy some I just had to stop the
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humility by taking an M-80 and shooting it (with the Wrist
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Rocket) through the guys window. Boom ! That was the end of
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"Trojan Distributing Western New York Division." (God was that a
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laugh!)
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section two point two: shoplifting
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Ahhh my favorite. Here is the best and most economical way to
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obtain anything you desire: Shoplifting ! One note- this is
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highly dangerous in these days of hidden cameras and microphones
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so be very careful and if all else fails and you're caught but
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some stupid moron of a "store-detective" just be sure to keep a
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cube of "potassium chloide plastic explosives" with so you can
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light it while the moron has you by the arm and is taking you
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whereever it is they take you when your caught. Well on to some
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safety clauses. For one always be silent while shoplifting as of
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the microphones (if any). Next always look for
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two-way mirrors, black spots on ony store walls,
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and most of all people who stay in a store for
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more than an hour- The're Narcs ! And now for
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some advanced techniques. One I find to be fun is
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to stuff my jacket then go up to the register and
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then buy something small ! That really confuses
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the people. Another trick is to have your friend
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buy something while you talk to him and at the
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same time have a goodie right in your own hand
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then just walk out of the store still talking
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with your friend. One last thing- bagging goods
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with stuff you already bought is stupid unless
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the store doesn't give reciets but what the f--k
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if you're good enough !!!
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section two point three: illegal entry
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Another of my favorites. What is there really to say about
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illegal entry except for it is a great way to attract attention
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to a neighboorhood. I mean with all the cops that come around
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the next day. Also this is a great way to obtain valuble goodies
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like electronic equipment. One thing never do this in your own
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neighboorhood because you won't be able to use the goodies you
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obtain. Well here we go again. Never break into a house with
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people in it if you are trying to obtain goodies and also never
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break into a house with an alarm (no s--t!). Always observe the
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area you're going to break into before entering and look through
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the window next to the front door to see if they have an alarm.
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There are several ways to break in: One is to lockpick your way
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through but to the novice this may take time and years of
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learning but one advantage is that it is real silent and
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undetectable. Another way is to use the BB gun Ice pick method.
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First bring your BB gun (pistol preferable) and shoot a small
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hole next to the lock. Then use the Ice pick or some other device
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to undo the lock on the window. Never leave anything of yours at
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the scene. Cat numbers and the such are traced quick. One final
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way to enter is to just crash the window with a stick. This
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is really noisy but fun. If you want to do this the target window
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should be next to another noisy place like a street or something.
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Also don't spend to much time in the place after entering and
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most off wear gloves and a black suit and always enter a night.
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One more,thing I find it enjoyable to paint some type of remark
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or sarcastic saying (real big of course) on one of the main
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walls. Such an example would be a certain symbol like a pentagram
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or a saying like "fuck off" (simple but suggestive) or to be
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creative "you have bad taste in panties and curtains" or my
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favorite "pigs have little dicks." Most of all be creative when
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signing you're little messages usually I sign them by putting
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"You're worst dream" and "love, John". You may find it wasteful
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to write such messages but personally I think terrorism should be
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funny, sarcastic, and confusing. Two more things- try not to
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leave any trace of yourself such as articles of your clothing or
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even your blood (you might cut yourself if you break the window).
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And if you consider yourself a common theif, DONT! You are an
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Anarchist and a Terrorist !!!
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section two point four: Misc.
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Here are other simple things you might like to do:
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1) Enter a place with people in it and sneak up them and then
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totally surprise the f--k out of them while the're sleeping.
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You might do this by screaming and hollering at the foot of
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their bed or by setting their bedroom curtain on fire and
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then scream and holler at the foot of their bed. Scream "Get
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out the house !!! There is a f--king fire !!!" Also if you're
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horny you might decide to pretend to be the husband and
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molest the wife while she's sleeping. Think of the
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possibilites. Pretending to be the husband is my favorite
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because....well I'm horny. I start off by gently massaging
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the women's breast and then taking my other hand and
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venturing into beaver land ! Another thing I find enjoyable
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is if the the women is alone in the house I do the above but
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when she wakes up I simply knock her out with the stick I
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used to break in with. If you plan to do this be sure that as
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soon as she opens her eyes you give her a swift blow to the
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head. Don't wait for her to scream for God's sake ! After you
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have done this it's one for all and one for one. One more
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thing if you're really horny I suggest you tie her up and
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then wait for her to wake. Note- Do note cosider this rape !
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It is not ! It is terrorist tension relief. Also it was done
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under pleasant circumstances.
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2) Letting the air out of people's car tires has always been fun
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but I prefer to blow the tires up with impact explosives
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better. Also I recomend blowing up the whole car. This is not
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only fun but it makes great reading light. May I also suggest
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you do the above before you read the rest of the manual. That
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way after you blow the car up you can sit next to a great
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reading light and read some more of this manual while the car
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burns. And finally one more thing- I love to watch the people
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scurrying trying to put the car out. I mean if they had any
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brains they would not it is impossible exspecially if you put
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a buck of Napalm in their front seat. Also I suggest you
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paint the ground surrounding the car with impact explosives.
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That way when the car blows up (or just starts on fire) as
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soon as the people run to the car and watch it burn they'll
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step on the dried explosives and blow themselves up. Note-
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This is really cruel but what the hell ! You're a terrorist !
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3) Lastly, suggest you....well fuck I'll let you create your own
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little goodies for you to do. I've given you a start now go
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out and experiment ! Note- I have lots more but I don't want
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to give away all my secrets. (maybe in later issues.)
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Section Three: Destruction (and death as a result)
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Many of you I suspect don't want to become murders so I suggest
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you dont read any further.It takes a great hatred to kill a human
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being and I highly recomend you don't do it. Not only is it
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really evil but you will have severe guilt trips and may even
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commit suicide as a result. Personally I don't care anymore and
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could give a fuck about everything but occasionally I do regret
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all the things I've done. Please don't read the rest of the
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manual unless for entertainment purposes otherwise welcome to the
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world of Hell. (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !)
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(Stupid ? Well yes to a mere human but to a terrorist the above
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is a sign of greatness. I mean a terrorist should be crazy !!!)
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(This concludes this volume of The Anarchy manual. Watch for
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volume two in the next couple of months. )
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+--------------------------+
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! Brought to you by Marrix ! Well, That was fun huh? I never found
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! Call The Surf Board ! number 2. I removed about 1000 bytes of
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! (412)/785-DATA ! phone numbers, due to the files age.
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