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______________| - 40 Ways to Sabotage Your School - |_____________
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________________| Donated by: Cosmic Charlie & The Doctor |_______________
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What follows is one of the most irresponsible exercises in free speech I
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have ever seen. It was first printed in 1968 by some high school kids in
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America's industrial heartland and most recently (in English at any rate) in
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England after the riots there in 1982. Of course I reprinted it for purely
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educational purposes - just to show you how irresopnsible free speech can get.
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I take no responsibility for the actions of individuals who use this text.
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Now that we got all the bullshit out of the way here are the 40 ways I've
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been telling you about.
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1. Put a rotten apple or stale sandwich in the teacher's desk.
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2. Steal the attendance book. Add in and rub out ticks, and replace or
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just burn it. Same goes for unguarded conduct sheets or reports.
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Don't miss your chance.
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3. Fill a syringe (minus needle) with mixed epoxy & alcohol. You now have
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30 minutes to fill locks, etc., before the glue hardens. You can also
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use cement, super glue or even bits of wood, nails, etc.
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4. Another use of the syringe is to pretend to shoot up when the teacher
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is watching. Explain that that you have to do it because school is so
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horrible.
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5. Phone the school at random times. Try flood, fire or bomb warnings.
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Disguise your voice and hold a handkerchief over your mouth.
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6. Pretend to have food poisoning (after lunch break). Get lots of people
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to join in. Roll on the floor, or get sick by pushing your fingers
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down your throat. Try it in assembly. With luck you can start general
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panic.
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7. Draw or paint slogans on roll down maps or slide screens. Obscenities
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are best.
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8. Hand out notices to new pupils telling them which teachers are nasty
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...and why.
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9. Bad food? Have a good old fashioned food riot.
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10. Organize massive searches for "lost" contact lenses in gym class or in
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hallways between classes. Don't let anyone walk through the hall as
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they might step on it. Pretending you've lost something is a good
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cover for all kinds of subversive behavior.
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11. If you still have to wear uniforms, try wearing them back to front in
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protest. Dare boys & girls to wear each other's uniforms. If this
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doesn't work, try a blanket protest.
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12. Try political games. School is 12 years brainwashing without trial.
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Slowdowns, work to rules, strikes and occupations are fun. But don't
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let leaders or ego trippers speak for you.
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13. Get everyone to bring in all their pets to school to show the teacher.
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14. Write down a list of all the stupid rubbish or rules you have to learn
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& hand it out on sports day or open day.
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15. Now & then get loads of students to rush to the office to get a rumor
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confirmed or denied.
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16. Make a citizens arrest on your worst teacher. Drag him/her in front of
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the class and put him/her on trial for rotting the minds of youth.
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17. Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria, office equipment from
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the office, paint & other art materials from the art room, light bulbs
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from the sockets, toilet paper from the jacks, etc.,etc. Donate them
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to yourselves or local anarchist group.
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18. During lunch break turn on and light all gas taps in the science lab.
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Make sure your not caught at this prank & try a good disguise.
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19. Get everyone to demand to see their school records files, because
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everyone else (police, social workers, etc.) is allowed to see them.
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20. Make a fuse by sticking a cigarette between the two rows in a match
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book. Non-filter cigarettes are good but marlboro are best 'cause they
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use more nitrate to make 'em burn faster. Toss the fuse in a waste
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bin, or anywhere with lots of burnables. The office is best. Wait 5
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minutes. Call alarm yourself to avoid any "accidents." Practice at
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home first.
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21. Throw out the teacher and decide for yourselves what, how, why you want
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to learn. Spread the action to other classes and other schools, this
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happened in Paris back in 1968.
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22. Have gigantic coughing and sneezing fits in class or in assemblies.
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23. Find out your teacher's and principal's addresses and go there at night
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and spray anti-school slogans on their walls.
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24. Rub glue, lipstick, vaseline, or shit on the doorknobs of the officies
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of the headmasters, principals, or on the teachers' toilets.
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25. Pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells like
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concentrated piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with that
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then shouldn't be reading this.
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26. Intercept the teacher's mail. Pass around, copy anything confidential
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or interesting.
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27. Impersonate angry parents phoning up the school. Try complaining that
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a nasty teacher has been having sex with little Johnny.
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28. Don't go to school. Sick notes are no problem to copy. Think of
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better ways to spend your time.
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29. Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen-sulfide and put it in the
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school's ventalation system. This has cleared schools for days.
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30. If your school has suspended ceilings (that is ceilings composed of
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rectangles or squares that can be pushed up) you can put dead fish or
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anything else above them. Try dead fish in a disused locker and glue
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up the lock.
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31. When you get the staff totally neurotic and paranoid, put out notes and
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hints that "Tuesday is the day."
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32. With a new teacher change names in roll call, so that he/she can never
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figure out who everyone is.
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33. Get your school library a subscription to any underground/anarchist/sex
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oriented newspaper and insist that they make it availible to pupils.
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34. Get school note paper and type out letters to teachers firing or
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suspending them. Soon they won't know what to believe.
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35. Do some revolutionary wall spraying. Recipe.. Spray cans or paint and
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brush, look out, a little imagination and courage. Write your favorite
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slogan on walls, billboards, blackboards, floors, et cetera. A stencil
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is nice though limits size. You'd best wear gloves or you'll get tell-
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tale paint on your hands.
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36. Copy and hand out a sheet with the names and house phone numbers of
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teachers on it. Now people can ring up anytime if punishments don't
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stop. Say 3 a.m. for instance, say you're the mafia or keep sending
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police, plumbers, coffins, et cetera to their house.
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37. Get hold of a film to be shown at school, and splice in bits of your
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own making, then return it unnoticed. Wizard wheezes for technical
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wizards, like bugging the teachers toilets and hooking up the results
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to the school loudspeaker system.
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38. Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toilets and
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turn on all taps. Instant swimming pool.
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39. Stick up anonymous posters around the school.
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40. Always carry an awl (available at any hardware store) or sharpened
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screwdrivers. Puncture teachers tires by pushing through the sidewall
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(it goes through eaisly) while pretending to tie your shoelace.
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Practice at night on the tires of any rich dude's car. Do at least two
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tires so that the spare doesn't help. For real nasties and cops, army,
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and politicians, add sugar and/or sand to the gas tank. The claw of a
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hammer will remove most locked gas caps, or use your awl and hammer,
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tap a hole in the gas tank, light and run!
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exercises in free speech I
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have ever seen. It was first printed in 1968 by some high school kids in
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America's industrial hear |