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+ (> Night Crawler <) +
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+ proudly presents: +
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+ The Anarchy Files ... Volume I +
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+ A.O.A. radio productions +
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* First off, let me tell you, I am in no way responsible for any damages,
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* accidents, or injuries incurred while working on an experiment from this
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* Manual. I did not tell you to do these experiments, and as far as I am
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* concerned, this is for information only.
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Secondly, this manual series in no way is intended to replace the works
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of great anarchists out there (like Dave Letterman, The Rebel Warhead,
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Sid Vicious, and many others) and please download their files and trade
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them on, because these anarchists know more about many things that I do,
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and this manual is a compilation of many recipes for fun. When i re-print
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a recipe, I will always credit the actual author (if any). Now, lets get
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to business...
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1) What is Anarchy?
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Anarchy can be taken technically (one who promotes the downfall of
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governments) or as a number of other definitions (One who is
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knowledgeable of the arts of destruction, One who uses the arts of
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destruction sparingly to his advantage, One who likes to see things
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blown to Bufu, Egypt). This manual is to train the people who fall
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under the category of "One who uses the arts of destruction
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sparingly and to his advantage" and also "One who likes to see things
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blown to Bufo, Egypt". More on these views later. If you are one who
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plots the destruction of governments, just abort this download now, and
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go to your room and hold your breath, because it isn't going to happen.
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Those of you who want to know how to do these type of things in case of
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nuclear war, go ahead and read, and in fact, dump this out to your
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printer and memorize it, you seem like the kind of person who would do
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these type of things.
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2) Ok, I am in the categories. What are some do's and don'ts of anarchy?
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Ok, First of all, an anarchist has to have a clear mind. Use or ingest
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nothing that would dull your reflexes or cloud your thoughts. That means,
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No "bongs" (for serious anarchy anyway) and no booze (at least for the
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few nights before an anarchy raid). If you do heavy drugs, just abort now
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and do some more, because i dont want any beefed up junkies trying to
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blow up my house (I would probably be able to destroy them anyway).
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"Bongs" are what many anarchists consider good use of their free time. I
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condemn that practice, but if you can refrain from over-usage, It is
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ok if you go on reading.
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As you can see, you may have to make a few sacrifices for anarchy. But its
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for your own good (so you dont blow up yourself) and for others (dont kill
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innocent people, get the guys who deserve it). However, many future
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anarchists may read this and decide never to start such "habits" at all.
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All the better.
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One thing i find detestable in a lot of neo-anarchists is their
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tendancies to brag and to be impatient. Anarchy (if thats the right word
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at all for us type of people, more in a future volume) requires a lot of
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preparations, which can lead to a lot of fun (for you and your friends),
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or just plain survival. Never be impatient, always be cool (even when you
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have state police chasing you down free-ways doing 90mph). If you take the
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"cool" silent attitude, you'll be good...damn good (sounds corny doesn't
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it?).
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One thing that baffles me is how some very successful anarchists get away
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with the stuff they do. Diamond Dave Letterman writes files all the time
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(and im sure is proud of it) and doesnt strike me as the most rational
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person in the world, but damn, is he good (so i hear anyways). I wouldn't
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suggest you try his approach to life until you have practiced the ways of
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the anarchist.
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One more thing that separates the real anarchists from the guys who just
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buy fireworks and blow it up and call theirselves anarchists, is brains.
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You should be getting good grades in school, and not be getting into any
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trouble (that is, before you start anarchy). The real anarchists hj)<29>ave
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this, and they take their time with details, but moving swift and silently
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when it counts.
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Before you go on to manual 2, i suggest you buy some dark clothes, maybe
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a ski mask, get repairs on your car (if you have one, make sure its fast)
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and get ey together (for bail). Most of you are going to stop doing
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most of the experiments around volume 3, and you probably wont need this
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stuff, but if you intend on doing common anarchy around the neighborhood
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for practice, get the dark suit. If you are going to go farther, it means
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you are probably serious about anarchy (or crazy, dead, or both), and
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you'll probably need a car (not necessarily though).
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Oh yes, I forgot to mention one of the most important requirements for an
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anarchist: Physical fitness. Start today by lifting weights (and losing
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some if you need to). You have to have strong legs to run, so start
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jogging, and if you want to go real far, get training in weapons and the
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martial arts. You aren't always going to have a weapon (not common), so I
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opt for the martial arts first. Make sure you get your weapons training on
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your own or from a friend, because if you take a weapons course, consider
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yourself plastered if they ever find out that you took their course.
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Well, Do the stuff I mentioned, and as soon as manual 2 comes out, you
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can start. Be faithful to your exercises, and soon you'll be ready.
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