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1.6 KiB
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43 lines
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Alright dudez!!! Here's some cool ideas for gettin that asshole ya really hate
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in your neighborhood...
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This is of coarse for educational use only!!! (What a joke!)
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Some stuff ya need:
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1 bottle of dark karo corn syrup
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2 bottles of dish washing liquid
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2 m-100's or similar explosives
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2 terrorist ignitor kits (wire,spdt relay,solar ignitor,spst toggle switch)
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1 gal. Gasoline
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2 bars of soap
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1 box of nails (the bigger the better)
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1 small bag of high nitrogen content fertalizer
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optional junk:
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colored hair spray
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some bologney
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dark motor oil (preferably used)
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here ya go! Go to the house late at nite, preferawhile they are out of town
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or
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while they are sleeping. Take the karo syrup and dump it all over the cars
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and
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the the door handles of the house. N poor the dishwashing liquid all over the
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driveway in all kinds of neet little pictures and dirty words. Use the gas
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and
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poor it on the grass and all the plants, for some fun lite the gas!!!.
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Install
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the m-100's in the mail box and above the garage door. Place the nails under
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the tir of the ca. Get some garbage and fill the car up I the stuff and dont
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f
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forget to steal the radio and other goodies that ya find in there
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place the bologney alover the care, when the stuff dries it will peal the
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paint
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ofar when removed. Dump the oil all over the driveway, this really makes a
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mes
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mess of the house. One more thing spray the house with the colored hairspray,
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it looks like paint and it will scare the hell out of him. Well gotta go!!
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The surfer!!!
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