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56 lines
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H O W T O H I D E T H I N G S
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F R O M Y O U R P A R E N T S
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by:
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amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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This file will give you very specific ideas of where and how to hide
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things from your parents. Enjoy.
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WHERE
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1) Get a big box and fill it with baseball cards. Put your stuff in
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between them.
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2) Hide stuff under a plant in a pot in your room.
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3) Cut out pages inside a book and put stuff inside.
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4) Behind posters on your wall.
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5) Punch a hole in the wall and put stuff inside. Cover it up with a
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poster.
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6) Tape stuff under your table.
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7) Tape stuff UNDER a draw in your desk.
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8) Put stuff in a CD case, in a tape case, or between a big picture
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frame.
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9) Tape stuff inside a smoke detector.
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WHEN YOU NEED LOTS OF ROOM
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1) Take apart the back of a clock that hangs on the wall, put stuff
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inside, and put it back together again.
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2) Cut open the bottom of your trash basket, raise it up, and put stuff
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underneath. (Do the same thing to a kleenex box.
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3) Get a whole bunch of small boxes, fill them up with your belongings,
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stack them, but leave one or two empty in the back for your other stuff.
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4) Put stuff in your bag next to your shlong or your boot.
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Sorry this file is so short right now. But, there will be more to come.
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I'm just on too much weed right now. Have phun.
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