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More Ways to Send a Car to Hell by The Jolly Roger
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Due to a lot of compliments, I have written an update to file #14.
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I have left the original intact. This expands upon the original
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idea, and could be well called a sequal. -----JR
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How to have phun with someone else's car. If you really detest
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someone, and I mean detest, here's a few tips on what to do in your
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spare time. Move the windshield wiper blades, and insert and glue
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tacks. The tacks make lovely designs. If your "friend" goes to
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school with you, Just before he comes out of school. Light a lighter
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and then put it directly underneath his car door handle.
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Wait...Leave...Listen. When you hear a loud "shit!", you know he
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made it to his car in time. Remove his muffler and pour approximately
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1 Cup of gas in it. Put the muffler back, then wait till their car starts.
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Then you have a cigarette lighter. A 30 foot long cigarette lighter.
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This one is effective, and any fool can do it. Remove the top
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air filter. That's it! Or a oldie but goodie: sugar in the gas tank.
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Stuff rags soaked in gas up the exhaust pipe. Then you wonder why
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your "friend" has trouble with his/her lungs. Here's one that takes
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time and many friends. Take his/her car then break into their house
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and reassemble it, in their living or bedroom. Phun eh? If you're
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into engines, say eeni mine moe and point to something and remove it.
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They wonder why something doesn't work. There are so many others, but
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the real good juicy ones come by thinking hard.
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-----------Jolly Roger
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