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33 lines
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Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger
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- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call
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in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have
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to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two.
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You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They
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might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course,
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you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).
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- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and
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flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).
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- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.
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- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards
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inside if they are (gag) IBM.
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- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your
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grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report
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cards.
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- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and
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grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!
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- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal
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is a fascist.
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- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.
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- USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -Jolly Roger-
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