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Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger
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There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
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the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive
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(for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).
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- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the
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way through the pavement!
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- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler,
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etc.)
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- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball,
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or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
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- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into
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the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the
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tailpipe.
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- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...
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- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.
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- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
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this:
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Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
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you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
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is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar
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detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
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on the seats!)
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Have Fun! -Jolly Roger-
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