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-=- An Official ZoNE Anarchy Phile -=-
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ZoNE's Guide To Altering Fireworks 01/25/90
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Written And Discovered By : N Sult of The Drop Site - ZoNE #5
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This phile has come from many, MANY Fourth Of July's
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experiance... All of the fireworks used in this text file
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can be purchased at just about EVERY fireworks stand there
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is.. C'mon... You've all bought Ground Bloom Flowers,
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Whisteling Petes, and Sparklers... And I'm sure many of you
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have boughten TOO many of them, so you just light them off
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more than one at a time and paying little to no attention to
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them. Well, from now on, you'd better believe you're gonna
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pay attention to them! I mean, lighting a Ground Bloom
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Flower and expecting it to spin around on the ground, and the
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next thing you know, it launches straight up into the air,
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and you will very rarely see it ever again... Now that's
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quite a sight! So, I guess I'll get on with the file...
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Part 1 - Sky Bloom Flowers
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Items Needed :
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1) Ground Bloom Flowers
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2) A Power Drill
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3) A Moderately Sized Bit
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Steps Taken:
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1) Take your Ground Bloom Flower, turn it upside down, and
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drill straight down the middle until you get roughly
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1/4 of an inch from the top.
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2) Get some matches, light it up, and run you pyromaniac
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ass off!
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What It SHOULD Do:
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What this should do is begin to spin and then take
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flight. It will fly so high, that you will not be able to
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see it again.
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Part 2 - Nigger Chasers
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Items Needed :
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1) 1 Whisteling Pete
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Steps Taken :
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1) Break about 1/4 of the end off (The side WITHOUT the
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fuse)
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2) Unwrap the paper surrounding the insides of it until
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there is very little left.
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3) Lay the baby down, light it, and watch the fucker go!
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What It SHOULD Do :
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What it should do is begin to move at a very fast rate
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in the direction you pointed the front of it. After going
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in that direction for a little while, it will then turn
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and start going, basically, where ever the fuck it wants!
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And if you unrapped enough of it, it will even take
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flight! So, I would recommend to keep your ass back!
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Part 3 - Sparklers No More!
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Items Needed :
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1) About 15 Sparklers
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2) Electrical Tape
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Steps Taken :
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1) Get all your sparklers and hold them in your hand, then
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make a tight fist.
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2) While making the fist, beging to tape all the sparlers
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tightly together, leave about 1 inch un-taped at the
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top so you can light it.
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3) Once you have it tighly wrapped in tape, light the
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fucker! Ka-Ka-Ka-BOOOOM!!!
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What It SHOULD Do :
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What this should do, is once you light the 1 inch you
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left for a fuse, you run like hell... Then, when the
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heat/sparks get under the tape, it starts being
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pressurized. Once it get's far enough under the tape, it
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just says 'FUCK IT!' and blows up EVERYWHERE! And you
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thought M-80's were loud...
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This Has Been A ZoNE Presentation - Have Phun! - N Sult
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Word goes out to:
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Mr. FerrarI, Dr. Claw (Foodstamp Carlos), The Silver Surfer,
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King Little T, Sir Shawn & Ludwig (Thanks for the codez!),
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My Homeboy Harry, and all the members of ZoNE, MAD, MCC,
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and PCH... Thanx, Guyz!
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For More ZoNE Philes, Call:
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The FerrarI BBS - [305] 386-6219 - ZoNE Home
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The Unholy Temple - [408] 249-5405 - ZoNE Site #1
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The Order Of Kamikazee - [514] 358-1987 - ZoNE Site #2
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The Death Star - [607] 754-7743 - ZoNE Site #3
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Northern Phreakers Alliance - [416] 889-4978 - ZoNE Site #4
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The Drop Site - [213] 924-9563 - ZoNE Site #5
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