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>>>>>> C02 CARTRIDGE BOMBS <<<<<<
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YOU WILL HAVE TO USE UP THE NEW CARTRIDGE BY EITHER SHOOTING IT IN A C02
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B-B GUN OR USE IT IN A C02 CAR OR WHAT EVER ELSE YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT TO DO
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WITH IT. WITH A NAIL, FORCE THE HOLE BIGGER SO AS TO ALLOW THE POWDER AND
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WICK TO FIT IN EASILY. FILL THE CARTRIDGE WITH BLACK POWDER AND PACK IT IN
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THERE REAL GOOD BY TAPPING THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTRIDGE ON A HARD SURFACE.
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INSERT A FUSE (I RECOMMEND GOOD WATER PROOF CANNON FUSE, BUT I'VE USED FIRE-
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CRACKER FUSES.) LIGHT IT AND RUN!!! IT DOES WONDERS FOR A ROW OF MAIL BOXES.
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BE CAREFUL HOWEVER, THIS LITTLE BEAUTY THROWS SHRAPNEL AND CAN BE QUITE A
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HAZARD.
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>>>>>>THERMITE BOMBS<<<<<<
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THE FIRST STEP IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A THERMITE BOMB IS TO GET SOME
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IRON-OXIDE (RUST). HERE IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SARGE QUANTITIESIN A SHORT
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TIME: FIRST YOU WILL NEED A DC CONVERTER WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON A RACE TRACK
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OR TRAIN TRACK. CUT THE CONNECTOR OFF, SEPERATE THE TWO WIRES, AND STRIP THEM
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BOTH. YOU WILL SECONDLY NEED A JAR OF WATER WHICH HAS BEEN DILUTED WITH SALT
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TO MAKE THE WATER A CONDUCTOR (USE ABOUT A TABELSPOON.) THEN INSERT BOTH
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WIRES INTO THE SOLUTION AND DETERMINE WHICH BUBBLES THE MOST. YOU THEN NEED
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TO TIE A COMMON IRON NAIL TO THE ONE THAT BUBBLES THE MOST (THE POSITIVE WIRE)
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, IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET THE OPPOSITE OF RUST...RUST ACID! PUT THE NAIL
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TIED TO THE POSITIVE WIRE AND THE NEGATIVE WIRE IN THE JAR ON OPPOSITE SIDES
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UNTILL THEY ARE BOTH COMPLETELY SUBMERGED. LET THAT SET OVER NIGHT AND THEN
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REMOVE THE (CRUSTY) STUFF OFF THE NAIL AND REMOVE THE WIRES. LET THIS SET
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UNTILL A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE CRUST IS AT THE BOTTOM. REMOVE THE EXCESS
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WATER AND POUR THE CRUSTY SOLUTION IN A COOKIE SHEET AND LET IT DRY OUT IN THE
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SUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, OR OVER NIGHT. IT SHOULD BE A ORANGE-BROWN COLOR,
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THOUGH I'VE HAD IT MANY DIFFEREN'T COLORS. CRUSH THE RUST IN TO A FINE POWDER
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AND HEAT IT IN A CAST IRON POT UNTILL ITS READ (IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT DOES.)
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NOW MIX THE IRON-OXIDE WITH PURE ALUMINUM FILINGS WITCH CAN BE BOUGHT OR
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FILED DOWN BY HAND FROM AN ALUMINUM TUBE OF BAR. THE RATIO SHOULD BE 8 GRAMS
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OF RUST PER 3 GRAMS OF ALUMINUM. THATS THERMITE!!!
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NOW, TO LIGHT IT YOU MUST GET SOME MAGNESIUM WHICH IS SORTA HARD TO GET
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FOR ME CAUSE MY HARDWARE STORE DONT HAVE IT. I FINALLY FOUND THAT I COULD GET
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A PERFECT PIECE OF MAGNESIUM RIBON FROM THE CHEMISTRY LAB! THIS RIBBON IS THE
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FUSE OF THE BOMB. IT TAKES THE HEAT FROM THE BURNING MAGNESIUM TO LIGHT THE
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THERMITE...BUT TO LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM YOU NEED A BLOW TORCH, (DONT WORRY, THE
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BLOW TORCH IS NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THE THERMITE). WELL KEEP YOUR THERMITE
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IN A BAG AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE AN INOCENT CAR...POUR A SMALL AMOUNT OF
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THERMITE ON THE HOOD, STICK A LENGTH OF MAGNESIUM IN IT AND THEN LIGHT THE
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MAGNESIUM WITH THE BLOW TORCH AND WATCHIT BURN RIGHT THROUGH THE HOOD, THE
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BLOCK, THE AXEL, AND SPARK AND FLARE ON THE PAVEMENT. BE CAREFUL...THE IDEAL
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MIXTURES CAN VAPORIZE CARBONIZED STEEL (WHICH IS DAMN HOT!) HAVE FUN!
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>>>>>>TOUCH EXPLOSIVE<<<<<<
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THIS IS SORT OF A MILD EXPLOSIVE, BUT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN LARGE QUANTIES.
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TO MAKE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE (SUCH AS THAT FOUND IN A SNAP AND POP, BUT MORE
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POTENT) MIX IODINE CRYSTALS INTO AMONIA UNTIL THE IODINE CRYSTALS WILL NOT
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DISOLVE INTO THE AMONIA ANY MORE. LET IT SET UNTIL YOU GET A WHITE
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PERCIPITATE AT THE BOTTOM...POUR OFF THE EXCESS AMONIA AND DRY OUT THE
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CRYSTALS THE SAME WAY AS THE THERMITE. BE CAREFULL NOW CAUSE THESE DRIED
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CRYSTALS ARE YOUR TOUCH EXPLOSIVES! I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD USE FOR IT YET,
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BUT ITS FUN TO THROW AT PEOPLE OR LEAVE IT IN THEIR CHAIRS AT SCHOOL...IT
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CAN GET PAINFUL IF APPLIED PROPERLY!
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>>>>>>LETTER BOMBS<<<<<<
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YOU WILL FIRST HAVE TO MAKE A MILD VERSION OF THERMITE AS MENTIONED
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ABOVE, HOWEVER YOU WILL USE JUST PLAIN IRON FILINGS INSTEAD OF RUST. MIX THE
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IRON FILING WITH THE ALUMINIUM FILINGS IN A RATIO OF 75% ALUMINUM WITH 25%
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IRON. THIS MIXTURE WILL BURN VIOLENTLY IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE (SUCH AS AN
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ENVELOPE,) WHICH BRINGS US TO THE NEXT INGREDIENT. GO TO THE POST OFFICE OR
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BUSINESS SUPPLY STORE AND BUT AN INSULATED (PADDED) ENVELOPE. THE TYPE THAT
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IS DOUBLE LAYERED. SEPERATE THE LAYERS AND PLACE THE MILD THERMITE IN THE
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MAIN SECTION, WHERE THE LETTER WOULD GO. THEN PLACE MAGNESIUM POWDER IN THE
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OUTTER LAYER. THERES YOUR BOMB...NOW TO LIGHT IT!
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THIS IS THE TRICKY PART AND IS HARD TO EXPLAIN IN WRITING, EXPERIEMENT
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WITH THIS IDEA UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT IT RIGHT. OK, THE FUSE IS JUST THAT TOUCH
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EXPLOSIVE PLACED WHERE THE LETTER WOULD BE TORN OPEN. YOU MAY WANT TO WRAP IT
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LIKA A LONG CIGERETTE AND THEN PLACE IT AT THE TOP OF THE ENVELOPE IN THE
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OUTTER LAYER (ON TOP OF THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM.) WHEN THE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE IS
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TORN OR EVEN SQUEEZED HARD IT WILL IGNIGHT THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM (SORT OF A
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FLASH LIGHT) AND THEN IT WILL BURN THE MILD THEMITE. I'VE NEVER SENT ONE OF
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THESE SO I DONT REALLY KNOW IF IT WORKS GOOD. I DO KNOW THAT THE THERMITE
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BURNS REAL HOT AND IF IT DIDNT BLOW UP IT WOULD GIVE SOME ONE A BAD BURN
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(THERMITE DOES WONDERS ON HUMAN FLESH!!)
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>>>>>>PAINT BOMBS<<<<<<
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TO MAKE A PAINT BOMB YOU SIMPLY NEED A METAL CAN WITH A FASTENABLE LID,
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A NICE BRIGHT COLOR PAINT, AND A QUANTITY OF DRY ICE. PLACE THE PAINT IN THE
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CAN AND THEN DROP THE DRY ICE IN. QUICKLY PLACE THE LID ON TIGHTLY AND THEN
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RUN. WITH SOME TESTING YOU CAN GET IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE A TIMER THAT WORKS ON
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HOW MUCH ICE YOU HAVE COMPARED WITH HOW MUCH PAINT YOU HAVE. IF YOU'RE REALLY
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PISSED AT SOMEONE, YOU COULD PLACE IT ON THEIR DOORSTEP, NOCK ON THE DOOR, AND
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THEN RUN!!! ENOUGH BOMBS....LETS WORK ON CARS.
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>>>>>>WAYS TO SEND A CAR TO HELL<<<<<<
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THERE ARE A THOUSAND AND ONE WAYS TO DESTROY A CAR BUT I WILL ONLY COVER
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THOSE WHICH ARE MOST FUN AND HARDEST TO FIND OUT ABOUT.
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PLACE THERMITE ON THE HOOD AS MENTIONED ABOVE, PLACE BURNING MAGNESIUM
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ON THE HOOD, TAPE A Co2 BOMB TO THE (AXEL, HOOD, WHEEL, MUFFLER, ALL), PUT
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A TAMPON, DIRT, SUGAR, A PING PONG BALL, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING) IN THE GAS TANK.
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PUT (POTATOES, BANANAS, ROCKS, OR ANYTHING THAT WILL FIT) IN THE EXAUST PIPE.
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PUT A LONG RAG IN THE GAS TANK AND CATCH IT ON FIRE (RUN REAL FAR). MAKE A
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JIMMEY AND PICK THE LOCK AND THEN STEAL THE STEREO....ILL TRY TO DRAW A
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PICTURE...CUT ONE OF THOSE THIN METAL RULERS IN THE PATTERN GIVEN BELOW:
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THE IMPORTANT PART ARE THE NOTCHES ON THE SIDES WHICH ARE USED TO PULL UP ^ ON
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THE CABLE WHICH PULLS UP THE LOCK! GET STEREOS, EQUILIZERS, RADAR DETECTORS,
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CAR GUNS, AND THEN DESTROY THE INSIDE ( A KNIFE IS HANDY FOR THE SEATS.)
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>>>>>>HATE SCHOOL???<<<<<<
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ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR GETTING OUT OF A CLASS OR TWO IS TO CALL IN A BOMB
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THREAT...TELL THEM ITS IN A LOCKER, THEN THEY HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL AND THAT
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TAKES AND HOUR AT OUR SCHOOL...I'VE EVEN PLACE A FAKE BOMB IN A LOCKER (NOT
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MINE), CALLED IT IN, AND THEY CALLED OFF SCHOOL FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!! (LITTLE
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DID I KNOW THAT WE HAD TO MAKE IT UP DURING THE SUMMER). OR YOU COULD GET
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SOME PURE POTASSIUM OR PURE SODIUM, PUT IN A CAPSULE AND FLUSH IT DOWN A
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TOILET.....FLOOpdQtS[|3{pUAU@|}xggm |`lyfa}l `e
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h ddkc+ER....ON A TEACHERS
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CAR, ON A DOOR NOB, OR ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER. USE A SMOKE GRENADE IN THE
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CAFETERIA, HALLS, OR BATHROOMS. STEAL KEYS OFF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS, STEAL
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THE 80COL CARDS INSIDE, OR ANY OF THE CARDS! PUT A LARGE MAGNET ON THE
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MONITORS. MAKE FRIENDS WITH STUDENT ASSISTANTS IN THE COUNCELING OFFICE
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AND HAVE THEM CHANGE YOUR GRADE WHEN TEACHERS HAND IN THEIR BUBBLE SHEETS
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FOR THE REPORT CARDS. SPIT YOUR GUM OUT ON THE CARPETED FLOOR AT SCHOOL, AND
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WATCH THE JANITORS CRY. DRAW ON LOCKERS OR WRITE ON THE BUILDING THAT THE
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PRINCIPAL IS A FACIST...OURS OFFERED A 1000.00 REWARD AFTER I DID THAT!! I
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WANTED TO TURN MYSELF IN!! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
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>>>>>>PHONE RELATED VANDALISM<<<<<<
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IF YOU LIVE WHERE THERE ARE UNDERGROUND LINES THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO
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RUIN SOMEONES PHONE LIFE VERY EASILY. ALL YOU MUST DO IS GO TO THEIR HOUSE
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AND FIND THE GREEN JUNCTION BOX THAT INTERFACES THEIR LINE (AND POSSIBLY
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SOME OTHERS IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD) WITH THE MAJOR LINES. THESE CAN BE FOUND
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JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE BUT THEY ARE USUALLY UNDERNEATH THE NEAREST PHONE POLE.
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TAKE A SOCET WRENCH AND LOSEN THE NUT ON THE RIGHT. THEN JUST TAKE CLIPPERS
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OR A SLEDGE HAMMER OR A BOMB AND DESTROY THE INSIDES AND PULL UP THEIR PHONE
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CABLE....CUT IT INTO SEGMENTS SO IT CANT BE FIXED BU MUST BE REPLACED...THERES
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A WEEK OF WORK!!! OR YOU CAN DO MY FAVORITE, CALL THEM WITH A DIRECTORY
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DIALER FOR ABOUT A WEEK...THEY WONT GET ANOTHER CALL BESIDES YOURS FOR THAT
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ENTIRE WEEK! HOW A BOUT CALLING THE PHONE COMPANY AND HAVIG IT DISCONECCTED
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FOR A WHILE, OR HAVE THEIR MAIL HELD FOR A MONTH OR TWO (SAY YOUR GOING ON
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VACATION AND GIVE THEM THEIR ADDRESS.)
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>>>>>>MISC.<<<<<<
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HOW ABOUT GOING INTO TARGET AND SETTING THE ALARMS ON THE RADIOS AND
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THEN CRANK THE VOLUME....FIVE MINUTES LATER...WHILE YOU FAR FAR AWAY IN
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ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE....YOU HEAR RADIOS CRANKED GOING OFF AND PEOPLE
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FRANTICALLY TRYING TO TURN IT OFF....DO SOME PRICE SWITCHING, FOR YOURSELF
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OR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE. BE CREATIVE...THERES ALWAYS A WAY TO BE
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OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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/'\ THANX TO: The I/O ERROR /'\
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(THOUGH HE DIDN'T DO MUCH)
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I WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE BY SAYING THAT CAPT. WUSS SHOULD BE BLACK BOOKED
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FOR LYING AND GENERALLY MAKING AN ASSHOLE OF HIMSELF......
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-CAPT. CHAOS
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