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| / Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ "Anarchy in the Suburbs!" \ |
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| | By: The Dead Kennedy & Repo Man Call These: | |
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| | Pitstop 10m AE/CF...504-774-7126 | |
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| | An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 Silicon Valley......504-241-3452 | |
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Dept. Store Fun
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Most department stores have those little clamp on deals that they
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stick
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on clothes to keep people from stealing them. Do what you must do to
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get one of these (a friend who is employed there, hold the place up,
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whatever). Find some lady with 3-5 kids, a stroller, a huge purse and
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lots of other stuff that would make her look suspicious. Stumble by
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and
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plant this little devices in one of her pockets and wait by the exit.
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when she walks out.. Bells! Cops! the works.. And to top it all off,
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one embarrased lady! Another way is to take the thing home and rip the
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little metal thing out of it (looks like a piece of card board with
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metal wrapped around it). Place it deep in your wallet or in your
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pants
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and wait around by the entrance. When you see the same type of person
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going out, you go in! Same effects. Only problem is, you have to get
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back out! I suggest just leaving the little prize on someone in the
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store and leaving (don't hang around, or do it at the same store
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twice,
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the Cops may get suspicious of you).
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Street Fun
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Take some fishing line and run it across the street. Next, hang rocks,
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bolts, sinkers, etc. at windshield level. Find a telephone pole or a
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tree to run it across on. Another thing to do is to use light string
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to tie 2 garbage cans together and run the string across the street.
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If you can't figure out what that does, you shouldn't be reading this
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file!
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Bolt Bomb
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Take a bolt, 2 washers, and 2 nuts. Screw on the first bolt, place a
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washer after it. Put gun powder on the washer, put the next washer on,
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and screw on the last nut so that the nut is hanging out past the end
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of the bolt and the 2 washers are pushed together. Drop the bolt on
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the
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bottom nut and it will explode. Nothing big, but it is re-usable.
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Kinda
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like the space shuttle. Uh, scratch that last part.
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Spoke Gun
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Take a bicycle spoke and that little nut that holds it onto the rim.
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Screw the spoke into the the nut a little bit. Powderize a match head
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and push it into the nut. Pack a wad of paper into the nut with
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another
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spoke. Hold the device from the end that doesn't have the screw on it
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and then hold a flame under the nut. When it gets hot enough, it will
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blow up and send the paper flying. This is small scale. If you wanted
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to, you could use a piece of threaded rod and a 1 1/2 inch long nut to
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make the results a little more interesting. You can even add your own
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projectiles. Just be sure that the paper is in tight enough to compact
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the powder.
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Flour & Gas
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Take a new bag of ordinary household flour and pour gas on it. Light
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it and drop it off of something high onto a hard surface. No
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explosion,
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but it gives a nice efect. Kinda like an Atomic Bomb.
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PineSol & Cl
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Wrap some cholrine up in a paper towel and tie it up tight. Next, tape
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it high on the inside of a Mayonaise jar (See illus. 'A'). Fill the
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bottom of the jar up (don't touch the paper!) with PineSol. Screw the
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top back on and place it on the ground. When ready, knock the jar over
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and run like a bat out of hell (haul the mail, cruise, mobeelin', bust
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ass, do what you have to do, just get away!). It will explode, and
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release alot of chlorine gas. Don't breathe it in! It will kill you!
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( illustration A )
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/========\ <- Lid
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| *| <- Chlorine
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|'.'.'.'.| <- PineSol
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|.'.'.'.'| <-
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\________/ <-
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Hefty Gas
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Fill a hefty bag with gas from a gas stove. Tape a fuse to it and
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light it. Have a book of matches at the end of the fuse to insure
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ignition.
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Woof! No more hefty bag! Or if you want to add some fun to it, forget
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the fuse and just shoot bottle rockets at it. Same effect.
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Door Shock
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For this, you will need a 12 volt transformer. Strip about 1 inch off
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of the end of each wire. Run the wires out of your bedroom door. Place
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some electrical tape on the bottom of the outside door knob and then
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tape the bare wires down so they won't touch. Disguise the wires so
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they won't look suspicious. Turn on the transformer and wait for a
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victim. This is the ultimate in privacy protection devices. Don't
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use more than 12 volts. You can kill somebody.
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Auto Annihilator
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You owners of pick up trucks are already in possesion of urban assault
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vehicles. All you need is some nice size rollable objects, some cord,
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and some duct tape. Tape over the latch that hold the tailgate shut.
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Tie a cord from the inside of the cab to the tailgate to hold it
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closed. Now, put a bowling ball, shopping cart, tire, large diameter
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steel pipe, etc. in the bed of the truck. It must be large enough to
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roll over the gap between the tailgate and the bed. So now your
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cruising along the interstate at 65mph and some prick pisses you off.
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Just pull ahead of him, floor it, and release the tailgate cord.
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Now look in the rearview mirror. Where is the asshole? Oh, that's him
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spinning out of control with a grocery cart stuck in his grill. Or
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is that him over there in the ditch along side of the road. No!
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wait! that's him speeding up to catch you! No problem. You were smart
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enough to have a few more goodies tied to another cord, like a bowling
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ball. Let her rip! Wham! Yeah, that's him with the broken steering
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rods smashing into the divider. I knew he was back there somewhere.
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Try it going up a steep hill or a bridge to take out more happy
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motorists.
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Flare Fun
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Take the glass off of a light bulb and fill it with the yellow
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make from grinding up the inside of a road flare. Tape the glass
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back on and screw it back into the socket. Give a new meaning to
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the "Red Light" district.
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Non-Handymans Bomb
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Go to the nearest auto parts store and pick up a pack of road flares
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and an aerosol can of starter fluid. Take the flare and duct tape it
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to the can so that the first inch or so of the flare will burn with
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out touching the side of the can. When you wanna blow it up, use the
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handy little scratch-n-start piece of the flare and let it blow.
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Not too difficult, eh?
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Fun With Cyano
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You call it superglue, we call it fun. Any Cyanoacrilate glue will
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do the job. It is the best prankster material ever produced by a
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manufacturer. Here are a few ideas to get you started. Glue the door
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to the school shut. Glue car doors, car locks, and car trunks. Glue
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money to the floor at the mall. On a busy day at the mall, put some on
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a coin and roll it infront of some lozers. It won't dry until it hits
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their skin because it needs moisture to dry. Spill some on your
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enemies
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pants. Glue the dictionary shut. Glue books to the table at the
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library. Glue windsheild wipers down. Glue gaps caps on. The
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possibilities are endless. Cyano takes a while to dry on metal
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surfaces. When you put a few drops of cyano in baking soda or on saw
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dust, it turns to a rock hard substance. Fill the desired spot with
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the powder, and apply as much glue as necessary.
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/ Terrorist Home Companion IV "More Creative Ideas" \
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| (C) 1986 by Anarchists-R-Us |
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| "Lead us not into temptation.. Tell us where it is, we'll find it" -TDK |
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