72 lines
2.3 KiB
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72 lines
2.3 KiB
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* How to make a REALY smelly *
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* Stink Bombs *
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* By: *
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* aPOCOLyPSE *
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* From: *
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* A.W.O.L. INC *
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* *
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Materials
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*Sulfer *
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*Hydrated Lime *
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*Sulfate of ammonia*
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*Chili Powder *
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*Water *
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*2 large stew pots *
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*1 Water gun *
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*1 large bucket *
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Procedure
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1) In the first pan mix 4 ounces of sulfer with 8 ounces of hydrated
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lime.
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2) Add a quart of water to the first bucket.
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3) Heat and stir the liquid until the sulfer has completely blended.(The
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hydrated lime will sink to the bottom of the pan and a yellow liquid is
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poured off the into the bucket.)
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4) TAKE THE BUCKET OUTSIDE and add 1 pound of sulfate of ammonia.
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5) Stir it for a minute or until it begins to smell.
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6) Cover the bucket with some plastic wrap and let it sit for about a
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half an hour.
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7) Pour out the liquid into a bottle so the bottle is half full.
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8) Fill the second pan three quarters of the way up with water.
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9) Add 1/2 a pound of chili powder to the water and mix until all of the
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powder has disolved.
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10) Fill the rest of the bottle with the mixture in the second pan.
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Note:
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Sulfer can be obtained in a chemistry set. Sulfate of ammonia
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(a fertilizer) can be purchased at the garden section of a home
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improvement/hardware store. Hydrated lime can be obtained in the
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building supply department where cement is sold. And chili powder can be
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bought at any grocery store.
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To Use
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Pour your fart formula in to your squirt gun. Be careful because if you
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get on your hand you will smell for a long time! Now pretend you are the
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terminater on blow everthing away!
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Or you could leave it in the bottle and put it some where (ie. Your
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neighbors back yard) and put a salute in it and run!
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ASTA LA VISTA BABIE!
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03/27/93
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