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Software Pirates Incorporated
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"Tear Gas"
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If you've ever seen a mailman carrying a little red can on his belt
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and said to yourself "Gee, what's that red thing on his belt?" Well, its an
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irritant to save him from man's best friend; also know as tear gas or in this
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case, oleoresin capsicum. Capsicum is the hot essence of red peppers.
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Oleoresin is the process for extracting it.
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To extract the capsium, grind up four ounces of red pepper seeds in a
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blender or with a mortar and pestle. Red pepper seeds can be found at any
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grocery store. The dry, ground seeds are then put into a coffee percolator
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in which there is about 16 ozs. of alcohol, preferably with the water
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distilled out. The seeds are then percolated for about a half hour.
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The alcohol is then distilled off until there are only a couple of
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tablespoons of red liquid left in the flask. The red liquid is then added to
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a half pint of light mineral oil, bought at a drug store.
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It can be sprayed from a nasal sprayer, this is a great little sprayer
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since no one knows whats inside. It should be shaken before each use.
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Just make sure that none of your friends gets the sniffles and borrows it
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from you...lets just say he wont be talkin to you for a while.
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Formaldehyde is another excellent repellent, and it can easily be
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bought at any pharmacy, just tell the guy you're doing a school project
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involving the preservation of mice. This stuff smells horrible, hurts the
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eyes and nose, and upon exposure to air it vaporizes, make a (class)room
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uninhabitable for hours.
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It can be squirted from a water gun, nasal inhaler, or vaporized by
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a bomb. If this shit gets on someones skin it would feel something like if
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their skin was peeling off...what a mess. :)
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Comatose [SPi]
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"Anarachy Columnist"
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SysOp: PMSi
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I'd like to say sorry out there to all the people who read this
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stuff. I'm currently in India and well... if you were there, I don't think
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you'd be able to send T-files over to the US either!
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