33 lines
1.2 KiB
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33 lines
1.2 KiB
Plaintext
Shit Bomb
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Materials:
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1)Fresh feces(a.k.a. SHIT)
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(looser the better).
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2)M-80.
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3)Large baggie.
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4)Lightbulb.
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5)Solar ignitor (optional).
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Instructions:
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Put the fresh feces in a large baggie. Gently break the covering of a
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large wattage lightbulb, but DO NOT disturb the filament inside. More gently
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still, attach the fuse of the M80 to the filament and screw the lightbulb
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carefully back into the ceiling socket. Finally, move the bag of feces up and
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around the light fixture. Make sure the shit does not touch the filament, and
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the M80 should should be well into the 'feces'. Tape the bag to the ceiling.
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If the filament breaks, or if you prefer, a solar ignitor can be used to replace
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the filament. This could take more time though due to the process of attaching
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the ignitor to the 2 wires to complete a circuit.
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MAKE SURE THE LIGHT IS TURNED OFF BEFORE REPLACING THE BULB!!!
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If not...you have about 4 seconds to run your ass off!
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When the victim turns on the light switch.....well, let's just say:
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"The shit's gonna hit the fan."
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(and probably everything else!)
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