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Uploaded By: THE LOCKSMITH
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*-----------------------------The Real Pyros Guide----------------------------*
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* Written by The Locksmith *
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* Thanx to The Fixer and The Bestest *
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* a MegaDeath Inc. production *
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* Copywrong (x) 1987 *
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The Pipeline.....................................................(604) 479-2905
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Heart of Gold....................................................(604) 658-1581
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Well, we here at MegaDeath Inc. feel that there would be more pyros in the
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world if they had a guide to being a REAL pyro. Anyways, here we go...
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Real pyros blow things up just for the fun of it.
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Real pyros get A's in science.
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Real pyros always take revenge on their enemies.
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Real pyros always have some kind of explosive on them.
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Real pyros get good grades because they threaten their teachers.
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Real pyros like the Avon Lady because they can give her a rough time.
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Real pyros would never be caught dead working on a TRS-80 or other lesser
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machine.
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Real pyros never stay home on a Friday or Saturday night.
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Real pyros are creating havoc on those nights.
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Real pyros love Halloween.
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Real pyros love their moms but wouldn't hesitate to blow her up if necessary.
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Real pyros don't show mercy.
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Real pyros have been thrown out of atleast one school.
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Real pyros have destroyed atleast one car or other equivelent.
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Real pyros have almost blown themselves up trying to make "THE BETTER BOMB".
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Real pyros have no TRUE friends (heh heh).
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Real pyros love hate.
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Real pyros can not be defined as "normal".
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Real pyros are pyros.
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Real pyros love Russia and other communist coutries.
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Real pyros listen to the news to see who is winning between Iraq and Iran.
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Real pyros would not hesitate to severly injure someone for their own profit.
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Real pyros hang aroud other real pyros.
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Real pyros never "stand on guard for thee" when applying to the national
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anthem.
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Real pyros like living dangerously.
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Real pyros watch horror movies.
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Real pyros like to give their grandmas heart attacks.
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Real pyros like hurting the girl when having sex.
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Real pyros idolize Hitler.
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Real pyros don't screw hookers, but rather blow them up.
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Real pyros don't rape girls, but just tell them kindly that if they do not
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remove their clothes they will blown up.
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Real pyros never watch movies like ON GOLDEN POND or ORDINARY PEOPLE, but
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rather movies like NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET and FRIDAY THE 13th series.
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Real pyros wished their parents had named them Jason.
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Real pyros don't buy fireworks, they sell them.
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Real pyros hate cops or other lawful groups.
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Real pyros shoplift for the thrill of it.
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Real pyros really know that Gorbechov is really a nice guy at heart.
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Well, that is it for now, prepare yourself, for number ][ is coming soon...
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This has been a MegaDeath Inc. presentation. Finished on 02/13/87.
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The Locksmith and The Fixer and everyone else here at MegaDeath Inc. would like
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to thank all the nice victims who helped us with this file. We take all
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responsability for what happens to you if you follow this guide.
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