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- THE PYRO-MANIAC'S GUIDE TO FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT -
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- Volume II -
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- By all good anarchist's best friend, -
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- The Great White -
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- Courtesy of Cal Songsinger -
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- Sherwood Forest Dark Castle -
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- 300/1200/10 meg 300/1200/10 meg -
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- (815) 436-5610 (815) 729-0188 -
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Today, boys and girls, it's time to learn the basics of recreational
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chemistry. The following recipies are the easiest and most common of
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ingredients of many earth-shaking items.
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Our first item on the menu was first discovered by the Chinese (those
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yellow buggers know how to party!) about...oh, too fuckin' many years ago
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to even care about anymore. BLACK POWDER was not a reason for riots in
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the 60's, but was probably used in a few. This compound is so very easy
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to make, that you morons might be able to make it without screwing up.
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The three ingredients needed are finely ground charcoal, sulpher, and
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potassium nitrate (salt peter). Mix one part sulpher, two parts charcoal,
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and three parts potassium nitrate and you have your finished product.
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A variation of the above compound which is more powerful and fun can be
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made by mixing liquid nitric or sulphuric acid into the powder 'till all
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the powder is wet and has the consistency of paste. Spread this paste
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thinly on paper, let is dry, then grind it into a fine powder. These two
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compounds will be used in many ways which will be discussed in future
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volumes.
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Our second item is commonly used in place of black powder, is less
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powerful, and is easier to make. To make GUN COTTON, simply soak regular
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cotton in sulpheric acid and let dry. This is probably the most
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under-rated explosive around because if not used correctly, it has only a
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limited effect. If used right, however, it can be devastating. This
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compound will also be called upon to be used in future volumes.
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Now boys and girls, because you've been so good (or bad), I am going to
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give you a bonus assignment today. This compound doesn't go bang, but can
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be much more fun to use. First, find an empty tuna can (the top must be
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cut off, forming a small container). Put one-half cup of sugar and
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one-half cup potassium nitrate in the can and place it on a stove burner
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at very low heat. Stir the ingredients until they are melted completely.
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While still in liquid form, place several matchheads or a quality fuse in
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the mixtrure. After it cools, light this and it makes for a terrific
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amount of smoke which is basically harmless.
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For a more fun version, mix one-half cup powdered chlorine bleach in right
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after removing the compound from the heat. Mix it well then add the
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matches or fuse. This, of course, will make a crude form of chlorine gas
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which will temporarily blind those exposed and make breathing painful with
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the side effects lasting sometimes a week or more. Remember kiddies, to
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wear your running shoes, because these two smokebombs burn and spread fast
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(3-6 seconds).
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These simple items were made especially for you, boys and girls, so use
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them for fun and gags whenever you get the chance. Remember my motto:
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HIT 'EM HIGH, HIT 'EM LOW, HIT 'EM WHERE IT JUST WON'T SHOW.
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Till next time...
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Great White
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