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Destroy a pool!
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First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing
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you need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know
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that.
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Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your
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"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you
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reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.
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They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an
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effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!
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Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the
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4th of july happens again.
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Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the
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pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you
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look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant
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damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the
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valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the
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main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should
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be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when
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there isn't any...
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Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and
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there is *no* permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must
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check the pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine.
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The other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It
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checks the chlorine). Go to your local pool store and tell them
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you're going into the pool business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a
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CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The solution
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is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to
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the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend! Then
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open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone there
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will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much, Especially if
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they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add vinegar to the
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pool. Only a little. The "piss" disappears.
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