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71 lines
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( IN THIS ONE, ALL YOU KIDDIES WILL LEARN )
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( HOW TO MAKE A BOMB IN THE GROUND (STREET) )
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REQUIREMENTS: -A BOX OF MATCHES
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-A NAIL AND A HAMMER
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-AND A HUGE ROCK
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-( IQ OF 10 AND UP MAY BE NEEDED )
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WHAT TO DO: FIND A QUIET NEIGHBOURHOOD, HAMMER THE NAIL
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IN THE GROUND ABOUT AN INCH AND A HALF, THEN
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HAMMER THE NAIL SIDEWAYS SO IT COMES OUT EASIER.
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ONCE THE NAIL IS OUT, TAKE THE BOX OF MATCHES
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AND TAKE ALL THE RED STUFF OFF THE TOP OF A MATCH
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AND PUT IT IN THE HOLE YOU MADE. FILL THE HOLE
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WITH 10 TO 20 MATCHES WORTH OF "RED STUFF" OFF THE
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TOP OF MATCHES. TO GET READY: -PUT NAIL BACK IN HOLE
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-GET BACK ABOUT 10 METERS
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-THROW A BIG ROCK ONTOP OF NAIL
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-AND WATCH THE GROUND EXPLODE
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WARNING: THERE WILL BE A BLAST LOUDER THAN A SHOTGUN
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AND EVERYTIME I TRIED IT, POLICE ENDED UP LOOKING
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FOR A SHOOT AND RUN...SO BE CAREFUL NOT TO BE SEEN
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CAUSE YOU'LL BE IN BIG SHIT!!
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NOTE: I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IF THIS IS
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TRIED, I WILL NOT HOLD RISK OF YOUR EYES POPPING OUT -OR- THE
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BIG POTHOLE IN THE STREET.. SO YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MASTER OF CONFUSION.
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