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\/\/\ PHLAMETHROWER PHUN! \/\/\/\/
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HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL PHLAMETHROWING DEVICE
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BY: PROWLER
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YOU'LL NEED:
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. A SMALL GARDEN SPRAYER (MUST BE METAL)
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. A BACKPACK OF REASONABLE SIZE.
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. A LENGTH OF TUBING (STIFF PLASTIC) ABOUT THE SAME DIAMETER AS THE TUBING ON
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THE SPRAYER (2-3' LONG).
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. A CIRCLE FO METAL ROUGHLY THE SAME DIAMETER AS A GRAPEFRUIT.
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. A SOLDERING IRON.
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. SOME SOLDER, BLACK TAPE, AND SEALANT.
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. SOME SMALL HANDLES, AND INSULATION.
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NOW, HERE'S HOW TO MAKE THE SUCKER:
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TAKE THE TUBING OFF OF THE GARDEN SPRAYER (MAINLY CAUSE THE FUEL WILL EAT
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THROUGH IT, AND YOU WILL BE A CRISPY CRITTER).
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REPLACE IT WITH THE HARD PLASTIC TUBING (3).
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SOLDER THE CIRCLE OF METAL ON JUST BELOW THE NOZZLE SO THAT YOU CANNOT GET
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CAUGHT BY THE SPRAY.
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SOLDER THE HANDLES ONTO THE METAL PART OF THE SPRAYER TUBE, AND SPRAY THEM
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WITH THE INSULATION, THEN WRAP THEM IN BLACK TAPE.
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PUT THE TANK IN THE BACKPACK, AND ZIP IT UP SO IT'S TIGHT, THEN HOOK THE
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ZIPPERS TOGETHER WITH SOME WIRE.
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YOU NOW HAVE A SMALL RELIABLE PHLAME THROWER.
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PHLAMETHROWER DOX:
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. NEVER LET YOUR TANK RUN TOO LOW.
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. ONLY USE THE FUEL LISTED BELOW.
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. DO NOT ALLOW THE TANK TO BECOME PUNCTURED, OR DENTED.
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. NEVER USE AN OPEN PHLAME TO LIGHT THE PHLAMETHROWER.
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STICK BY THIS, AND YOU SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT.
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PHLAMETHROWER FUEL:
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THE BEST FUEL I HAVE FOUND IS:
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1 PART COLEMAN'S LANTERN FUEL.
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2 PARTS KEROSENE
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1 PART GAS
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NEVER USE STRAIGHT GAS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!
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DISCLAIMER:
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PROWLER IS NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ARE MAIMED, ROASTED, OR OTHERWISE HURT WITH
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A HOMEMADE PHLAMETHROWER. I AM ALSO NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE YOU MIGHT
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INCUR WITH IT. NOW GO TURN SOME LOCAL BUREAUCRAT INTO A CRISPY CRITTER!
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PROWLER
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