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| ! The Firey Explosive Pen ! |
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| ! Written by Blue Max of Anarchist-R-Us ! |
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Here's a GREAT little trick to play on your best fiend (no thats not a typo)
at skool, or maybe as a practial joke on a friend!
Materials Needed
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1] One Ball Point `Click` pen
2] Gun Powder
3] 8 or 10 match heads
4] 1 Match stick
5] a little sheet of sand paper (1 1/2" X 2")
Procedure
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1] Unscrew pen and remove all parts but leave the button in the top
in the pen.
2] Stick the match stick in the part of the pen clicker where the
other little parts and the ink fill was.
3] Roll sand paper up and put around the match stick that is in the
clicker.
4] Put the remaining Match Heads inside the pen, make sure that they
are on the inside on the sand paper.
5] Put a small piece of paper or something in the other end of the
pen where the ball point comes out.
6] Fill the end with the piece of paper in it with gun powder. The
paper is to keep the powder from spilling.
The Finished pen should look like this:
Small Paper Clog Gun Powder Matches & Sandpaper
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Clicker /
Planting The Device
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There are many ways to use this little device. Here are a few of my
Favorite way to use this hendy little Anti-Personal-Device
In School
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1] Replace it with a friends pen, it helps if it is the same color
Style. But if you get it there and he/she goes to write, watch
the sparks fly!
2] You know how all these poor nigs are always asking you for a pen
well this is the way to fix it! just give 'em this little pen and
I gurantee they will neer ask you for another pen again.
3] Replace the teachers pen with it.
In The Office
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No Office experience, unless its the schools office, replace it with
the principals or receptionist pens. They'll get a `bang` out of it!
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