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| -- General Destruction Volume 001 -- |
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| Listed here are a few tips for you |
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| anarchists on how you can cause some |
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| public havoc and destruction! |
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*About this file*: This tfile, originally written by The Unknown Witness,
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has been re-edited, re-phrased, and re-styled, so that it appears to you in 80
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columns, in lowercase, and in the "traditional" DOA format. The file is being
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restyled because we felt that it should be rereleased upon the instatement of
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the Unknown Witness into DeadMan Operations and Activities. So, we proudly
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present to you a retyped issue of his infamous "General Destruction" series -
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the issue that started it all - Volume One.
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*J.L. Hudsons!* Bring a good, strong magnet with you, and head for the
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clothing section... Look at the clothes on the rack, look at the tag...
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See that row of colons ^^ I drew? Well, that represents the magnetic
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strip which they use for invnetory purposes. If you erase this strip with the
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magnet, the cash register won't be able to read the tag and the lady will have
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to enter the whole number... this gets very nasty if you erase the tags on
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almost every shirt, blouse, ect. in the store... most of the stuff has more
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than one tag, be sure to erase both...
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*Anywhere:* Bring a small screwdriver with you, find one of those
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drinking fountains that has a cooling system, (it makes a humming sound every
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so often, and there is a fan).. Reach underneath, behind it and find the
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coolant line that is the largest. Next, find the little valve on it, it will
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have a cap on it. Remove the cap and you will see what looks like a bicycle-
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type valve. Poke it with the screwdriver until soem air is sucked into the
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system.. Then get out of there, the compressor will make some strange noises,
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then will quit. In a few minutes, it will cool off, and try to start again.
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This cycle will destroy the compressor...ha.
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*Restrooms:* Take the toilet paper and pull off a section about 4 feet
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in length. Stick it in the toilet the flush it down.. If you still have your
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screwdriver, turn the water inlet valve to full - this is that valve on a
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normal toilet...
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It's a little hard to understand, but it is usually capped, take off the
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cap. If you do it right, the whole roll of toilet paper will be gone in no
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time - keep doing it 'til it floods...!
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*Any Store!* Some stores have a security system that employs the use
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of little plastic buttons, slips, or disks that are fastened to articles of
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cloting. Inside these articles are a piece of copperish-looking foil coated
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with some green plastic marked, "Inventory Control - Property of the Store."
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(In some cases, this piece of plastic is placed on a string all by itself..)
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Take this piece of plastic and do any of the following - drop it into a
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bag or the pocket of another piece of clothing, (they won't be able to find it
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but it will trigger the alarm all the time!).. Find a little kid standing all
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by himself, and tell him it's a special magic card, and to keep it! (Once he
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leaves, the alarm will go off, and his parents will get busted..) Or, of
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course, you can drop it into the bag of another customer, that's always phun..
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*Any Large Department Store:* Sometimes there are phones laying around
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in unsupervised checkout booths, (like in hudson's or something), pick up the
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phone, and dial a three digit number - this usually connects you with another
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part of the store - after some real pranking around the whole store, you might
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want to walk around and see what you've done; (usually, there will be a small
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store directory taped into the handset, it always comes in handy.)
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*The HardWare Department:* Find a small cylinder of methyl acetalyne
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propeniene, (or the tradename "mapp"), and jam a small nail into the top, not
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allowing too much gas to escape at one time... The smell of the gas you will
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soon find out is -->terrible<-- and if left around slowly releasing the gas,
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it might cause an explosion, (if it is near the electrical and lighting dept),
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or most likely it will cause some really pissed customers who smell the stuff;
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it really smells bad!!
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*Elevators:* Remember when your parents got pissed when you messed with
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the buttons on an elevator? Well, forget that - find the switch, usually a
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pushtype, and turn it off when you are at a floor. Most people don't know how
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the hell to work it, and will get quite pissed...
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Also, push and stick one of the buttons down, (lets say the highest floor
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so it is in a non-traffic area), with some gum or tape or a nail; the elevator
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will always seek that floor when it's not being called by other floors - over
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time, it becomes slower and slower...
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*At A Large Department Store:* Find one of those brass disks on the
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floor.. Stand on it and turn your whole body counter-clockwise to unscrew it.
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Take a look inside, and you'll see a pair of wires that look very thin, there
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is a good chance that those are serial register bus wires. Strip them, (with
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your handy-dandy swiss), and touch them together, if there is a small spark,
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you're in luck. If there is a large spark forget where you read this - this
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will effectively knock out all the data transmissions from each register to
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the master computer, depending on the setup, each register might go dead..
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(What a mess...)
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"General Destruction" is a TradeMark of DeadMan Operations and Activities, Inc
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- Watch for more G.D. volumes from the Unknown Observer! -
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(K)opyWrong 1988 All Rights Fucked!
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_| This file was Written by: The Unknown Observer |_
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| Edited by: Riff Raff |
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