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MATERIALS: CALCIUM CARBIDE, A TIN COKE CAN, RUBBER CEMENT, WATER, MEDIUM SIZED
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TEST TUBE THAT WILL FIT COMFORTABLY WITHIN THE TIN CAN, A CORK WIDER THAN THE
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MOUTHPIECE OF THE TIN CAN AND A KNIFE
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LOCATION OF CONSTUCTION: OUTDOORS
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SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS: DON'T LET ANY HUMIDITY OF WATER CONTACT THE CALCIUM
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CARBIDE
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THIS WEEK WE'LL START WITH AN UPGRADED VERSION OF THE CARBIDE BOMB
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WELL A CARBIDE BOMB CONSISTS OF A BASIC CHEMICALL REACTION BETWEEN CALCIUM
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CARBIDE AND H2O. WELL FIRST GO TO ANY HARDWARE STORE AND BUY CALCIUM CARVIDE.
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THEY SHOULD HAVE IT BECAUSE CARBIDE CAMPING LAMPS USE THE STUFF. THE STUFF
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SHOULD LOOK LIKE SMALL PIECES OF GRAVEL. NOW YOU GO AND FIND SOME KIND TIN CAN
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AS IN A USED COKECAN... WELL DRINK THE COKE (BURP).... NOW PUT IN THE CALCIUM
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CARBIDE SO IT FILLS ABOUT 1/4 OF THE CAN... NOW GET A TEST TUBE. FILL THE TEST
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TUBE (MEDIUM SIZE) FULL OF WATER. NOW PLACE THE TUBE INSIDE THE CAN THROUGH
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THE MOUTHPIECE. NOW YOU ARE FACED WITH AN OPEN MOUTH PIECE.. WELL MOST PEOPLE
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CAN'T FIND A PROPHANE TORCH TO MELT A PIECE OF METAL ON THE OPENING... SOO...
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WHAT YOU CAN DO IS TAKE A CORK LARGER THAN THE OPENING OF THE MOUTHPIECE. NOW
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TAKE A KNIFE AND ETCH IN A RING ABOUT 1/4 - 1/2 INCHES ABOVE THE SMALL END OF
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THE CORK. NOW CARFULLY WEDGE IN THE CORK (IT MAY TAKE A WHILE) INTO THE
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MOUTHPIECE. AFTER IT SLIPS INTO THE WEDGE IN RING. LET IT SIT FOR A DAY SO IT
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SOMEWHAT RETRNS TO A BLOATED CORK.. OR TAKE A FEW( I EMPHASIZE FEW) DROPS OF
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WATER AND PLACE TEM ON HE CORK.. IF ANY WATER GETS IN YOU WILL HAVE GREAT
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DIFFICULTY SEEING, WRITINMG, WALKING... THINGS LIKE THAT. NOW TAKE RUBBER
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CEMENT AND PLACE IT AROUND THE CRACKS BETWEEN THE CORK AND THE TIN CAN. LET
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THE GRENADE SETTLE TILL THE GLUE DRIES. NOW YOUR READY TO GO... GET YOUR
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LITTLE SISTER OR ANYONE YOU HATE AND SAY COME HERE LETS PLAY CATCH.. WELL
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THROUGH THE CAN MAKE SURE IT HITS THE GROUND NEXT TO THE TARGET VERY HARD..
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SO THE TEST TUBE BREAKS.. NOW HOT GASES FORM ... PRESSURE BUILDS AND ( OHH
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NOO!)
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BOOM!
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FIG. 1
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TOP VIEW OF THE CAN
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- !-----!------- PLACE CORK IN OPENING
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- !-----! - PUT GLUE AROUND CRACKS
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FIG.2
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CORK WEDGE
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\ ______ /
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\ /------- WEDGE IT WITH A KNIFE RIGHT HERE
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FIG. 3
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COKE CAN GRENADE OVER VIEW
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\ /---- CORK
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! _ !
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! ( ) !
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! ( )------ TEST TUBE WITH WATER
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!****( )**------ CALCIUM CARBIDE
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THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS SYTEM DIDN'T WORK AS WELL AS THIS. IT'S UP TO YOU
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TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
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NOW WE'LL WARP YOU BACK TO THE MATERIALISTIC WORLD OF TERMINAL ISLAND...
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