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Chapter Five: The Trials
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Now that you have been educated, here iz a little test...
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First: Aquire $100.00 worth of good from yer local
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quicky-Mart
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Second: Do a commamdo-style raid on yer local Jesus Freak
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settlement
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Next: Harass the neighbourhood Losers until they move
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Finally: Aquire a "free" Car Stereo and send it to:
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The C.H.A.O.S.S. Agency
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The North Pole
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P/O Box 666
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Include yer address and we'll send'ja a free CHAOSS T-shirt!
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Some of you may be sayin.."HA! You call that a test? I could
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do that in my sleep! Ha Ha" But for others it is a reason-
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able challenge.
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Well, there you have it.... Hope you enjoyed this phyle
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cuz you'll be hearing from us again...
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Watch for Volume II of the Black Arts
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"Weapons & Explosives"
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Copywrong 1988 -CIA- |
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Copyright Infiltration Agency ---|---
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Disclaimer:
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We do not take responsibility for any damage or injury
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caused as a result of attempting acts described in this file
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and if you wish to attempt any of the above procedures do so
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at your own risk. Any complaints or suggestions for additions
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or revisions to this file may be sent to the Prime Minister
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of Canada, whoever he may be.
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The Huntsman
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