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Chapter One: THEFT
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Theft is one of the most common forms of Anarchy, almost
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everyone duz it at one point in their lives...Even the Pope
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probably stole dime-store candies when he was a kid...Not
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everyone, however, will perform this maneuver to the same
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extent or with the same rate of success. The CARELESS ones
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get eliminated by the forces of good. Regardless of the
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motive, the objective is alwayz the same...To acquire at no
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cost and with minimal effort, items which are not originally
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or rightfully yours...There are two sub-classes of theft.
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These are single party theft and multiple party theft ( with
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accomplish ).....Regardless of the type of theft, there are
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three important elements to consider: Planning, Execution,
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and ESCAPE. The latter is probably the hardest part and must
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be planned carefully. A plan is alwayz required for a
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successful theft and should offer a high probability of
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success with as little risk as possible.
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Part A: Single party theft
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It is a good idea to make a surveillance sweep of the target
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area beforehand in order to decide on the best route to the
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desired item and a quick escape route. Alwayz have at least
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one alternative escape route in case of unexpected interven-
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tion by cops or onlookers which render your first one
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impassible. Once you have entered the target area, time is
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of the utmost importance...Get in and out as quickly as
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possible...Be discrete and do not attract attention. Alwayz
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make a quick scan for mirrors or cameras, try to stay out of
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direct sight of others. Sometimes, the easiest things to
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take are items which are kept right in front of the cash-
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ier..all it takes is for him to turn his back for one second
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and before you know it...FREE JUNK FOOD! Be alert, if there
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are other people present, do not go directly to the desired
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item. Browse a little, but take the first reasonably safe
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opportunity to make yer way over to it. Pocket the item
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quickly without looking at it or fumbling with it. DO NOT
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rush out of the area immediately if you don't have to, be
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casual and maybe even make a purchase. If you are confronted
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however, GET THE FUCK OUT Take the quickest one of your
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escape routes that you can, if you are perused then you must
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leave a difficult trail to follow. Dodge on and out of
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buildings or cars, backtrack, hop fences or do what ever you
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have to do to lose them. If possible, motorized transport is
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a good idea...( cover the license plate ) If not, then work
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with what you have, create obstacles as you go, such as
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throwing objects at your persuers or knocking things down in
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your wake. Sometimes, a good cop chase can really give you a
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good feeling...It sure satisfies the Rambo in me! If you are
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forced to deviate from your plan due to unexpected interfer-
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ence, follow your instincts...........but remember that a
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true Anarchist duzn't get caught at the scene! If it seems
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inevitable that you will be caught, stash the goods some-
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where safe until you can collect it. After you have bin
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caught then it's all over..unless, you lie like a bitch or
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your captor turns out to be a friend of the family. If you
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escape, then you have successfully completed your mission.
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Hopefully you will have the phoresight not to hit a store in
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your neighborhood or one that you go to regularly. Try not
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to hit the same place every time....that's dangerous! For an
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added challenge, you may want to try to swipe items stored
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behind the cashier's counter. There are wayz to do this such
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as the classic "Can I use yer phone? I'm stranded and need
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to call home" Heh, if they let you then your only problem is
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how to distract their attention. For this reason, it is
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often easier to execute a successful theft if you have an
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accomplish...
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Part B: Multiple party theft
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In a multiple party theft, the basics are the same but
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certain adjustments must be made to yer plan. First you must
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decide who will do what....One person has to distract the
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attention of onlookers while the other performs the actual
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crime. You should have included a signal in your plan so
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that the you can discretely inform yer buddie that you have
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the goods and it's time to leave. A third person may have
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been posted as a look-out and if so, must also be kept aware
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of what's goin' on. One of the important tricks is to make
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it look like you don't know any of yer accomplishes...don't
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walk in together or leave together, unless you get burned.
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If you are confronted, then it is not alwayz necessary for
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all the members of yer team to flee if you have successfully
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convinced the teller you are not together. The guy with the
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goods has to split BUT while the Cashier is chasing him, or
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callin the cops, what better opportunity will the other two
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have to fill their pockets? If it becomes necessary for all
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parties to run, at least you now have an added benifit due
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to the fact that if you split up, it's harder to catch all
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of you. It is an unwritten rule that a guy who gets caught
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can't squeal on the others if there is a chance they can get
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away with it. You should have a specified rendezvous point
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and time if you split up so all the parties ( minus those
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who were bagged ) can meet and decide on appropriate actions
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to take to insure no further problems will arrise. After a
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few hits with the same people, you should have a kick-ass
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team and will be able tackle anything! One thing though,
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alwayz watch your back `cuz as Stalin said.."You can't trust
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anyone, not even yourself."
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Part C: Other forms of theft
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Well, if yer not into stealin' from convenience stores,
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there are many available sources of "low-cost" items, such
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as cars, houses, purses & wallets and my personal favourite-
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...school lockers! Cars are easy...just get a 1.5 ft long
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piece of flexible but sturdy wire (coathanger will do) and
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bend a loop at the end to fit over the lock button. Slide
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the wire through the gap between the window and the middle
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section of the car (not the top of the window)... Now loop
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the end around the lock button and pull. For newer cars that
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do not have the lockbutton but have the switch by the lever
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on the inside door pannel, you need more equipment. You will
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need a flashlight, a mirror and a coathanger. Before you
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begin, look through the opposite window at the door yer
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gonna open and memorize where evrything is positionned. Now,
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tape the mirror to the outside of that window with the
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reflective surface facing into the car. If you have a friend
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helping you, you don't need the mirror as yer friend can
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stand on the opposite side of the car and see through that
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window where you have to move Now slip the coathanger in as
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above and use the window to bend it as you insert it so it
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touches the inside of the door....using the mirror or your
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friend to guide yer movements, unlock the door and there you
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go! If you are in a hurry or don't need to worry about noise
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or anything, just throw a brick through the window. Remember
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to search the dashboard, glove compartment and back window
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ledge. If you have a lock pick set and can use it, go for
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the trunk to! I'll deal with locks and picks in a separate
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issue dealing specifically with the tools and their usage.
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Motorcycles are a sinch to swipe. All you need are a pair of
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vice-grips, a screwdriver and a dime. Jam the screwdriver
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into the ignition, clamp the vice-grips to the shaft of the
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screwdriver and twist..... -=SNAP!=- Now just press the
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start button and away you go! When you've had yer phun and
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ya wanna ditch the bike, drop the dime into the ignition
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keyhole and give it a quarter turn to turn off the engine.
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Now, the most risky but often most profitable source is a
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house. Before you even approach the house, fone to make sure
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they're not in. If you don't have their number or they are a
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bunch of rug-pilots who don't have a fone, ring the door-
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bell.....once you have established the fact that they are
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not home, you can decide on your method of entry. To break
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into a house, Your two sources of entry are doors and
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windows. Before I start describing methods to bypass locks
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and bolts, remember that if you think there is a security
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system on the house FORGET IT and move on...why risk it?
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Anywayz, there are many types of door locks and for most you
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will need a lock pick set which will be dealt with in vol.
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II. If you have a lot of time and are in a deserted area,
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you can use various power tools to destroy the door itself.
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Windows are the harder to reach but more simply bypassed
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entry routes. There is either a deadbolt or a simple
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twist/pull lock for both, you just blow a hole in the window
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just above the lock (with a bee-bee gun) or bar and use wire
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or a thin screwdriver to knock the bar out or release the
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lock. Apartment buildings are also a good target...just go
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into the front doors and press every intercom button on the
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pannel. Some deluded idiot will let you in. If not, wait
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`till a resident comes in and pretend to be fumbling for the
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door key..he will of course, open the door for you...Heh
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Once you get in, make sure no one is home....then grab a
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pillow case or a garbage bag and take evrything that is even
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remotely valuable! Once you have done that, cut the fone
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line and GET THE PHUCK OUT !!! Mission Accomplished....
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NOTE:
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HITTING HOUSES IN YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD MAY RESULT IN
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APREHENSION AND CAN COMPLICATE PREGNANCY....
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LOCKERS!!!! YEAH!! The easiest way to get money or goods
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for nothing. One way is to write down the serial # and the
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combination of the lock your using this year and then next
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year, find it and voila! In the mean time, you have to find
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alternate methods to keep you busy for a whole year, but
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look...there are hundreds of lockers! With little peckers
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you can stand behind them and simply watch them enter the
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combination. If you want to hit a locker belonging to an
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older student, you have to be covert about it. You might as
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well start close to home by easily breaking into the lockers
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on either side of yours. This method is simple but requires
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time and you will need a hex-driver. Look at the inside
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pannel of yer locker that forms the wall separating it from
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the ajacent one. If the heads of the bolts are on your side,
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you will have no problems. Just unscrew the bolts and remove
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the pannel....hmmm...now why didn't you tink of that before?
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Well, now you know. Most of the schools supply spin
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combo-locks that are hard to pick so if all else fails, use
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those heavy duty metal shears to cut through the shank. Once
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yer in, you are on yer own...... Have phun!
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The last type of theft I will discuss is the art of
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picking pockets. This method is becomming more and more
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difficult with the advent of self-defense
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lessons...yes!...even little Grandma Johnson could be a
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black belt. Basically all you have to do is either run by
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the victim and snatch it (copyIIpc is optional) heh, or wait
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`til they put it down somewhere where you can whisk it away.
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Once you have the purse or wallet, there are many things you
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can do... Money! I'm sure you can all find a use for
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that....Credit Cards! Now we're talkin! You can go crazy
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ordering and carding everything you desire (not to yer
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house)....You may find a spare key in there to, if so, look
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at the I.D. in the wallet to find out their address and
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away you go! Geez, what a week for the poor sucker eh! First
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his wallet now his house and car!!! Heh, always be thor-
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ough.....
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NOTE: ALWAYS LEAVE THE SCENE AS YOU FOUND IT SO THE VICTIM
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WILL TAKE LONGER TO NOTICE A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.
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