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Chapter One: THEFT
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Theft is one of the most common forms of Anarchy, almost
everyone duz it at one point in their lives...Even the Pope
probably stole dime-store candies when he was a kid...Not
everyone, however, will perform this maneuver to the same
extent or with the same rate of success. The CARELESS ones
get eliminated by the forces of good. Regardless of the
motive, the objective is alwayz the same...To acquire at no
cost and with minimal effort, items which are not originally
or rightfully yours...There are two sub-classes of theft.
These are single party theft and multiple party theft ( with
accomplish ).....Regardless of the type of theft, there are
three important elements to consider: Planning, Execution,
and ESCAPE. The latter is probably the hardest part and must
be planned carefully. A plan is alwayz required for a
successful theft and should offer a high probability of
success with as little risk as possible.
Part A: Single party theft
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It is a good idea to make a surveillance sweep of the target
area beforehand in order to decide on the best route to the
desired item and a quick escape route. Alwayz have at least
one alternative escape route in case of unexpected interven-
tion by cops or onlookers which render your first one
impassible. Once you have entered the target area, time is
of the utmost importance...Get in and out as quickly as
possible...Be discrete and do not attract attention. Alwayz
make a quick scan for mirrors or cameras, try to stay out of
direct sight of others. Sometimes, the easiest things to
take are items which are kept right in front of the cash-
ier..all it takes is for him to turn his back for one second
and before you know it...FREE JUNK FOOD! Be alert, if there
are other people present, do not go directly to the desired
item. Browse a little, but take the first reasonably safe
opportunity to make yer way over to it. Pocket the item
quickly without looking at it or fumbling with it. DO NOT
rush out of the area immediately if you don't have to, be
casual and maybe even make a purchase. If you are confronted
however, GET THE FUCK OUT Take the quickest one of your
escape routes that you can, if you are perused then you must
leave a difficult trail to follow. Dodge on and out of
buildings or cars, backtrack, hop fences or do what ever you
have to do to lose them. If possible, motorized transport is
a good idea...( cover the license plate ) If not, then work
with what you have, create obstacles as you go, such as
throwing objects at your persuers or knocking things down in
your wake. Sometimes, a good cop chase can really give you a
good feeling...It sure satisfies the Rambo in me! If you are
forced to deviate from your plan due to unexpected interfer-
ence, follow your instincts...........but remember that a
true Anarchist duzn't get caught at the scene! If it seems
inevitable that you will be caught, stash the goods some-
where safe until you can collect it. After you have bin
caught then it's all over..unless, you lie like a bitch or
your captor turns out to be a friend of the family. If you
escape, then you have successfully completed your mission.
Hopefully you will have the phoresight not to hit a store in
your neighborhood or one that you go to regularly. Try not
to hit the same place every time....that's dangerous! For an
added challenge, you may want to try to swipe items stored
behind the cashier's counter. There are wayz to do this such
as the classic "Can I use yer phone? I'm stranded and need
to call home" Heh, if they let you then your only problem is
how to distract their attention. For this reason, it is
often easier to execute a successful theft if you have an
accomplish...
Part B: Multiple party theft
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In a multiple party theft, the basics are the same but
certain adjustments must be made to yer plan. First you must
decide who will do what....One person has to distract the
attention of onlookers while the other performs the actual
crime. You should have included a signal in your plan so
that the you can discretely inform yer buddie that you have
the goods and it's time to leave. A third person may have
been posted as a look-out and if so, must also be kept aware
of what's goin' on. One of the important tricks is to make
it look like you don't know any of yer accomplishes...don't
walk in together or leave together, unless you get burned.
If you are confronted, then it is not alwayz necessary for
all the members of yer team to flee if you have successfully
convinced the teller you are not together. The guy with the
goods has to split BUT while the Cashier is chasing him, or
callin the cops, what better opportunity will the other two
have to fill their pockets? If it becomes necessary for all
parties to run, at least you now have an added benifit due
to the fact that if you split up, it's harder to catch all
of you. It is an unwritten rule that a guy who gets caught
can't squeal on the others if there is a chance they can get
away with it. You should have a specified rendezvous point
and time if you split up so all the parties ( minus those
who were bagged ) can meet and decide on appropriate actions
to take to insure no further problems will arrise. After a
few hits with the same people, you should have a kick-ass
team and will be able tackle anything! One thing though,
alwayz watch your back `cuz as Stalin said.."You can't trust
anyone, not even yourself."
Part C: Other forms of theft
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Well, if yer not into stealin' from convenience stores,
there are many available sources of "low-cost" items, such
as cars, houses, purses & wallets and my personal favourite-
...school lockers! Cars are easy...just get a 1.5 ft long
piece of flexible but sturdy wire (coathanger will do) and
bend a loop at the end to fit over the lock button. Slide
the wire through the gap between the window and the middle
section of the car (not the top of the window)... Now loop
the end around the lock button and pull. For newer cars that
do not have the lockbutton but have the switch by the lever
on the inside door pannel, you need more equipment. You will
need a flashlight, a mirror and a coathanger. Before you
begin, look through the opposite window at the door yer
gonna open and memorize where evrything is positionned. Now,
tape the mirror to the outside of that window with the
reflective surface facing into the car. If you have a friend
helping you, you don't need the mirror as yer friend can
stand on the opposite side of the car and see through that
window where you have to move Now slip the coathanger in as
above and use the window to bend it as you insert it so it
touches the inside of the door....using the mirror or your
friend to guide yer movements, unlock the door and there you
go! If you are in a hurry or don't need to worry about noise
or anything, just throw a brick through the window. Remember
to search the dashboard, glove compartment and back window
ledge. If you have a lock pick set and can use it, go for
the trunk to! I'll deal with locks and picks in a separate
issue dealing specifically with the tools and their usage.
Motorcycles are a sinch to swipe. All you need are a pair of
vice-grips, a screwdriver and a dime. Jam the screwdriver
into the ignition, clamp the vice-grips to the shaft of the
screwdriver and twist..... -=SNAP!=- Now just press the
start button and away you go! When you've had yer phun and
ya wanna ditch the bike, drop the dime into the ignition
keyhole and give it a quarter turn to turn off the engine.
Now, the most risky but often most profitable source is a
house. Before you even approach the house, fone to make sure
they're not in. If you don't have their number or they are a
bunch of rug-pilots who don't have a fone, ring the door-
bell.....once you have established the fact that they are
not home, you can decide on your method of entry. To break
into a house, Your two sources of entry are doors and
windows. Before I start describing methods to bypass locks
and bolts, remember that if you think there is a security
system on the house FORGET IT and move on...why risk it?
Anywayz, there are many types of door locks and for most you
will need a lock pick set which will be dealt with in vol.
II. If you have a lot of time and are in a deserted area,
you can use various power tools to destroy the door itself.
Windows are the harder to reach but more simply bypassed
entry routes. There is either a deadbolt or a simple
twist/pull lock for both, you just blow a hole in the window
just above the lock (with a bee-bee gun) or bar and use wire
or a thin screwdriver to knock the bar out or release the
lock. Apartment buildings are also a good target...just go
into the front doors and press every intercom button on the
pannel. Some deluded idiot will let you in. If not, wait
`till a resident comes in and pretend to be fumbling for the
door key..he will of course, open the door for you...Heh
Once you get in, make sure no one is home....then grab a
pillow case or a garbage bag and take evrything that is even
remotely valuable! Once you have done that, cut the fone
line and GET THE PHUCK OUT !!! Mission Accomplished....
NOTE:
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HITTING HOUSES IN YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD MAY RESULT IN
APREHENSION AND CAN COMPLICATE PREGNANCY....
LOCKERS!!!! YEAH!! The easiest way to get money or goods
for nothing. One way is to write down the serial # and the
combination of the lock your using this year and then next
year, find it and voila! In the mean time, you have to find
alternate methods to keep you busy for a whole year, but
look...there are hundreds of lockers! With little peckers
you can stand behind them and simply watch them enter the
combination. If you want to hit a locker belonging to an
older student, you have to be covert about it. You might as
well start close to home by easily breaking into the lockers
on either side of yours. This method is simple but requires
time and you will need a hex-driver. Look at the inside
pannel of yer locker that forms the wall separating it from
the ajacent one. If the heads of the bolts are on your side,
you will have no problems. Just unscrew the bolts and remove
the pannel....hmmm...now why didn't you tink of that before?
Well, now you know. Most of the schools supply spin
combo-locks that are hard to pick so if all else fails, use
those heavy duty metal shears to cut through the shank. Once
yer in, you are on yer own...... Have phun!
The last type of theft I will discuss is the art of
picking pockets. This method is becomming more and more
difficult with the advent of self-defense
lessons...yes!...even little Grandma Johnson could be a
black belt. Basically all you have to do is either run by
the victim and snatch it (copyIIpc is optional) heh, or wait
`til they put it down somewhere where you can whisk it away.
Once you have the purse or wallet, there are many things you
can do... Money! I'm sure you can all find a use for
that....Credit Cards! Now we're talkin! You can go crazy
ordering and carding everything you desire (not to yer
house)....You may find a spare key in there to, if so, look
at the I.D. in the wallet to find out their address and
away you go! Geez, what a week for the poor sucker eh! First
his wallet now his house and car!!! Heh, always be thor-
ough.....
NOTE: ALWAYS LEAVE THE SCENE AS YOU FOUND IT SO THE VICTIM
WILL TAKE LONGER TO NOTICE A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED.