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ë The BOM Squad ë
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presents
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"Blowing Up a Car With Crystal Drano"
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by
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Phat Klown
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12/20/92
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(PHaT KLoWN) Article "1" Date 92'
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Displaced agression on cars....
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Have fun with a car. Think of ways to improve its looks.
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Make it run better. Numerous ways of good family fun for all
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ages.
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You ever had someone give you problems? Bug you?
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Steal your girlfriend? Beat the fuck out of you?
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Humiliate you in front of the public eye?!?!
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Well then, here is your chance to take the anger out on
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something other than your poor helpless cat. A CAR.
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Sure, you can spray paint it, bash the windows in, take
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the radio, take the hood, or just take the damn car.
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All of that is gonna take a little time a some effort.
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If your lazy well then pay someone to do it, if you can't
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afford that, drink some LIQUID draino. This is a simple but
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helpful way to blow the goddamn thing up......
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Steps in order:
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1. Fuck MaCgyver and this horse he rode in on. A potato and
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duct tape just WON'T cut it here!!!
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2. Go buy some CRYSTAL DRAINO. (NOTICE) I didn't say liquid!
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3. Get a big or small ziplock baggy.
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4. Put the CRYSTAL DRAINO is the baggy zip it TIGHT!!!
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5. Find a car that you wish you had but couldn't afford!
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or someone you just don't like!
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6. Remeber: don't use ping-pong balls, jell capsules or
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anything like that material....you and the car
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will both be all over the place.
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7. Shove that baggy full of CRYSTAL DRAINO down the gas pipe
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on the car. You might need to put something heavy on it
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though.
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8. You now have about 1-3 minutes 4-5 if you're lucky. Now
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run like mad. RUN RUN RUN RUN..get this in your head!
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9. Don't brag about this either. No one should know that you
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had this much fun! And I'm sure you would like to live at
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home, not in a cell. Less COPS, more CROPS!
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This is another P.K. Production written only for BOM sqaud.
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As always, the BOM Squad is searching for more writers and distro
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sites. If you are interested in doing either contact one of the sysops of
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the boards listed below or read the BOM.APP file. Hope you enjoyed the
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file.
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BOM Squad Members
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ë-ë-ë-ë-ë-ë-ë-ë-ë
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Mr. Sandman
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Raven
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Neuromancer
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The AntiChrist
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Phat Klown
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