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Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rulez
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Issue Two
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Written by
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Cerberus
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Count Zero
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Shroud of Deception
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Gut Shoveler (Gutz)
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616.775.2945
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4-06-94
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WARNING: Don't try this at home. If you're stupid enough to try any of this
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shit, we're not responsible. We aren't gonna pay your hospital bills because
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you blew off your thumb. We'll just laugh at you. WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR
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ANY DAMAGES CAUSED BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE.
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This issue is dedicated to fun with lighters and other people's cars. Two of
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the tricks, shower of sparks from nowhere and what to do with a left over
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lighter casing are taken from Phrack issue #6. They have been modified
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slightly. We would like to give credit to the Leftist for writing the
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original article in Phrack.
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Shower of sparks from nowhere:
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This trick is done usually with an empty lighter. Disassemble the top,
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being careful not to loose the flint, and the spring, which are under the
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striker wheel. Throw away everything else, unless there is still some fluid
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in the lighter, which can be used for some of the other things in this file.
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Save the flint and spring.
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Ok, now take the spring, and pull on the end a little, and stretch the
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spring out a little longer than the flint. Next, take the flint, and kind
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of wrap the end of the spring around it. It should look sort of like the
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picture below. Next, the fun part. Take the spring, and hold it by the end
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that doesn't have flint on it, and heat the flint till it glows. Don't
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worry, the heat won't burn your fingers. Then, throw it flint first at
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victim, pavement, or whatever.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\<5C><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
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\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/<2F><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <- heat this end
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/ \ / \
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<20> <20>
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spring flint
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What to do with leftover lighter casing (Bic or compatable):
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Light one of the striker wheel supports, and lay it upside down in a corner
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and run like hell! This will blow pretty good. You can also take the
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casing and wrap it loosely in a paper towel (or cover it with rubber cement
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or use a Chud varient), light the towel (or whatever), step back, and
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shoot it with a BB gun. Fun. Experiment, but don't ever puncture the
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lighter while you're holding it, that would be foolish.
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How to get a big flame (with a Bic or compatable):
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So, you want more flame than that little adjuster dohicky will give ya huh?
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Well, just pry off the metal casing and turn that plastic thing as far as
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you want. You can get alot more flame that way. Don't be a dumbass though.
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After doing this to his lighter, this moron I knew stuck the lighter right
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up to his face to see how much bigger the flame was and burned off one of
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his eyelashes.
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Things to do to a Zippo:
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Okay, your friend got a really nice Zippo. What do you do? Zippos are
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really cool lighters because they are reusable. That also makes them
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susceptable to sabatoge though. If just wanna piss him off, open up his
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Zippo (when he's not looking of course) and wash all of the lighter fluid
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out of it. Replace the fluid with water. Then, have fun laughing at him
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as he tries to dry it out.
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Want to have a little fun with him? Replace the lighter fluid with gas.
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Watch the expression on his face when he lights that baby.
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The Commie approach - In Vietnam, Commie spies would take out the insides
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of a Zippo and rig it up so that if you light them up, the C-4 inside would
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blow up. Several people got thier hands blown off this way. However,
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unless you have some spare C-4 and a ride outta town I wouldn't recommend
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this method.
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Take apart the Zippo again (and again when the owner isn't looking). Take
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out the sponge-like thing that holds the lighter fluid. Cover it with super
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glue. Then, put the fuel holder back in the Zippo. In a little while, your
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friend will be able to forget about ever refilling that lighter.
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Take a close look at the Zippo. Notice the inclosed area where the wick is?
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Okay, take some Chud (see BOOM #1) and put some in there. Be careful
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though, you still want this to light. Then when the owner doesn't notice
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the white flammable substance and lights the lighter, his Zippo will start
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on fire (well, more than normal.)
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And finally, try using your friend's Zippo as bait one day while you're
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fishing.
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Fun Things to do to Someone Else's Car:
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So, there's someone you don't like. You wanna get him bad right? Well,
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ever consider his/her car? Here are some mischevious things to do to a car:
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1. Pop the tires. Pretty simple, take a big sharp object and cut a slit
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right down the length of the tire.
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2. Take out the battery. Physically remove the battery from your friend's
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car. Then, watch his face as he lifts up the hood and finds that his
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battery is missing.
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3. Wreck his paint job. Just make his car look bad by wrecking his paint
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job. You could take a key a scrap a line down the length of the car.
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Or, you could be creative and use acid. Probably one of strongest and
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cheapest acids is Hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is found in
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Works toilet bowl cleaner.
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4. Set a Works bomb inside the car. If your friend leaves his car
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unlocked, simply open the door and put a Works bomb inside (see above.)
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If your friend locks his doors, break a window and unlock them. Then
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put the Works bomb inside.
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5. Put sugar in his gas tank. The sugar expands and eats away at the
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insides of the car. Someone I kew had this done to his car and had to
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pay $2000 to have the car fixed.
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6. Put popcorn seeds in the gas tank. The gas will get hot and the seeds
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will pop. I can only theorize that this would cause a shitload of
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damage. If you know anyone who has done this or had it done to them,
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contact me. I want to know exactly what this prank does.
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7. Take the hubcap off and remove all the bolts. Caution, this is
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dangerous for both you and your enemy (especially if he finds out you
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did it!) But we're not worried 'cause we won't take responsibility for
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use of anything in this file!
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Further issues to come....
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