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This issue: Framing your enemies - An Effective Revenge Tactic
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Well, in the past I have dealt with framing people in a very small way, e.g.
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planting weed in your neighbor's garden, placing drugs or liquor in a buddy's
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locker, etcetera. When someone narcs on you, the best revenge is always to
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use the system to which they suck up to, against them and for your own benefit.
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Therefore this file will detail some advanced ways to get someone into all the
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trouble they deserve, and without implicating you!</xmp>
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HIGH-TECH VOICE & AD FRAME JOBS:
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Did you ever see the movie "Used Cars"? Where the used car lot is almost shut
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down in court because a guy hired by the lot across the street modified a TV
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commercial (thru ingenious splicing) so that it contained many obvious lies,
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thus making people complain of false advertising? Well, there are several
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different levels on which YOU can do this.
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First, the easiest. Put an ad in the paper with an enemy company's logo and
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phone number, so that it looks just like one of their ads. But use slightly
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different text than they do. Make sure to blatantly slander their competition
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(yourself, maybe?) so that there is NO WAY that they could "get away with" the
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ad. Make sure that you know the name of the target company's ad person in case
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the newspaper asks. Also, if they ask for a phone number, don't give them your
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number or the target company's. Give them a Loop (consult BIOC 003's files for
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instruction on how to use these).
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Now, the slightly harder one.
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This is basically the same technique used in "Used Cars", only it's for a
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Radio commercial instead. What you do is, using a HIGH QUALITY radio receiver
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and tape recorder, record a new ad played over the radio. The recording has
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got to be STUDIO QUALITY so use either the most expensive cassettes you can
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get, or better yet, use a reel to reel machine. Also, make sure there is NO
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radio noise on the recording. Now, simply find a word in the pitch that would
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be slanderous or a preposterous claim if only ONE syllable were taken out.
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In "Used Cars" they changed "SMILES" to "MILES" and almost got them for
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claiming to have "MILES of cars" which they did not. With a little creativity
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and a sharp ear you too can find something damaging deep within ANY commercial.
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Now, once the tape is modified thru creative splicing (and make sure that it
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sounds natural, for chrissakes), take the tape to a radio station that is not
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playing the ad. Have the bill for advertising sent to the target company (of
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course). After awhile, the competition of the target company will be taking the
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target to court over false advertising, or a disgruntled customer perhaps.
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The Toughie:
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Here's one that requires GOOD sound digitizing equipment (like, one of the
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new-generation 32-bit micros with LOTS of memory and special
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speech-digitization hardware. (Get a REAL computer. Get a Mac ][.))
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You tape-record the voice of an enemy or of a local radio announcer until you
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have a large amount of high-quality speech. Now, you use your digitizer to
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extract and digitize a whole array of speech phonemes, in various inflections.
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If the digitizer is good, you will be able to capture speech that is
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indistinguishable from the original. Now, use these phonemes to create whatever
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text YOU want your enemy or your target's commercial to say. If your target is
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a person, publicly broadcast (thru a PA system or whatever) incriminating
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conversations in the guy's voice. If the target is a company, then submit your
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new-improved commercial to a radio station as detailed above.
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Toughest, but easy for those with the hardware:
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If you can get access to the abovementioned digitizing computer, and to
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3/4 inch video recording equipment (or better, but NOT VHS, BETA, or 8MM), you
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can also modify some television commercials. Just capture a commercial on the
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3/4 inch video, modify its sound track as detailed above, and send it to a
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TV station that isn't playing the commercial. There are restrictions though:
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The commercial must be of the type that has an announcer and/or music in the
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background with no lips moving on the part of the person who is talking.
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In the above tactics, it is also important to have a voice-remover box handy,
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if there is music in the background. What you do is, digitize your recorded
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phonemes, use the voice remover to produce a tape recording of the music alone,
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'sans vox', and then dub-over your digitized "new" commercial. If you construct
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the phonemes into words right, you should come up with a very authentic
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sounding commercial, except that it is going to get "someone" in a whole mess
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of trouble.
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A POSSIBILITY:
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If there was still a Draft, a possible tactic would be to check your target's
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mailbox every morning before he does, and if a letter from the U.S. Army ever
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came, to run off with his Draft notice.
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As a Canadian, I am not sure of the time span involved in waiting for the
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consequences (we have no Draft here) but it seems to me that this trick would
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eventually produce MP's at the front door of said target. This is just a
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thought for my American readers.....
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A CASE STUDY IN ANTI-FRAMING REVENGE:
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When I was in grade 8, I was in this boarding school (only I didn't board there
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because it was in my hometown). Well, there was this mega-nerd from Seattle
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there who hated my guts. So one day, I find myself sitting in the Dean's office
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accused of mugging this idiot downtown on the weekend. Well, the geek's frame
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job was so shoddy that it took me about 5 minutes to convince the Dean that the
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idiot was fucking the Dean and me around. So, I was scot-free and the geek was
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never trusted again. That is what I took advantage of: The very next day, I
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saw him downtown and beat the living crap out of him in the street. Naturally
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he went narking to the Dean again, but this time he just got an instant "Bull
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Shit" from the Dean.
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You see, when someone tries to frame you for personal damage, if you manage
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to convince the authorities that you are innocent, consider yourself free to
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actually do whatever it is you are framed for, because the next time, your
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framer will be called the boy-who-cried-wolf. No one takes an exposed framer
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seriously. (So be careful!)
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